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    Default All Men In North Korea Are Now Required to Get the Same Haircut as Kim Jong Un



    Until now, everyone in North Korea had to choose their haircuts from a list of state-approved styles. But now, all men in the hermit kingdom will be required to sport the same hairstyle as supreme leader Kim Jong Un, the BBCreports.

    Pyongyang introduced the new law two weeks ago but is now rolling it out across the country. Unfortunately, many North Koreans don’t seem too thrilled about it since it could be rather unflattering for many men. Plus, according to a former Pyongyang resident now living in China, the Kim Jong Un cut is unpopular because it apparently resembles the style of Chinese smugglers. “Until the mid-2000s, we called it the ‘Chinese smuggler haircut,” the source told the Korea Times.

    For now, it seems women will still be able to choose one of the several state-approved styles. Though if Kim Jong Un is a Friends fan, maybe he’ll mandate that all women get “The Rachel.” You never know.

    North Korea: Men Required to Get Same Haircut as Leader Kim Jong Un - TIME


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    Perhaps he's plotting to use several of them as body doubles.
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    Can't wait to see Dennis Rodman with this haircut.
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    Ahaha Mel actual lol there

    A few of the boys at my work actually have this do, only it's slicked back instead of in a middle shed. It's quite trendy here for the youngn's, evidently Kim Jong Un is quite the trendsetter.
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    How long before someone gets to him with a gun or at least poison?
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    North Korea forever delivers the crazy.

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    What if you're this guy? What are you supposed to do?
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    If people are allowed to be old in North Korea, I can't wait to see the older men with this hair cut.
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    I hope he plans on honoring his father by making all men wear his dad's glasses and choice of attire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    A few of the boys at my work actually have this do, only it's slicked back instead of in a middle shed. It's quite trendy here for the youngn's, evidently Kim Jong Un is quite the trendsetter.
    ewww
    i've seen it on some guys here too. it's effing horrible and the slicked back version is even worse.
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    Wonder if he is going to make every man gain 50 pounds next.
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    They will also have to have their neck removed and trim their eyebrows to resemble two minus signs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Wonder if he is going to make every man gain 50 pounds next.
    you need food for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    you need food for that.
    Excellent point.

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    This hairdo is pretty popular with the twinkier gay guys in town. They bouffant it up a bit, but yeah. I feel like it comes dangerously close to that 90s floppy center part.
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