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    Default Python Eats Passed Out Drunk Guy

    A Python ate a person who was drunk and lying beside the liquor shop. News from Attapady, Kerala.


    Python Eats Passed Out Drunk Guy In India | Sportsmasher
    Note to self: Do not get drunk and pass out outside in India. I have been incredibly drunk in my checkered past, and I have done some things I am not proud of, including passing out cold in some strange places for lengthy amounts of time. However, I am sure that I would wake up from my drunken slumber if a python was trying to eat me, and I think I would be able to escape his deadly coils. That’s just because I am self confident. Pythons are constrictors, so it is likely that the snake came across the passed out man and could tell that he was still alive, since pythons can sense heat. The snake then constricted the man, and began to suffocate him while he was passed out, so if the man woke up and realized what was going on it was already too late. Rest in peace, drunk guy, at least your senses were dulled with alcohol when you met your untimely inebriated end.
    If you take one life lesson from the post, let it be “never pass out drunk in an area where human could be on the menu.” Sage advice from your friends at SportSmasher.com.
    P.S. Pythons, just like this one have a breeding population in Florida now, since so many Floridians released their huge pet snakes when they could no longer care for them. Check this out: 19 Foot Python Killed Near Miami

    The comments at the site above are pretty entertaining!!




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    holy shit. is this for real?
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    No it's kind of fake .The snake probably ate a deer
    So, A Python Didn't Actually Eat A Drunk Guy In India

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    oh darn it, fooled again.
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    Wow, I was gonna say it would be like one of us eating a chocolate candy filled with liqueur.
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    Pulling that load is going to hinder his agility for a bit.
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