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    Default St Louis Cardinals fans supposedly getting a visit from Westboro Loons

    Yes, supposedly those glorious Westboro lunatics are setting up camp here in St. Louis over the weekend, letting the greatest fans in baseball know what sinners we are.

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    Hey I didn't mean to use full caps on thread title, so sorry.

    ST. LOUIS (KMOX) - Referring to the St. Louis Cardinals and Boston Red Sox as “titan perverts” playing “goofy sports,” anti-gay advocates with the Westboro Baptist Church have announced they will protest outside Busch Stadium this weekend.

    “The worthless strutting peacocks of these two baseball teams…will wallow in a sea of blood-red as they pour their energy into glorifying themselves instead of God,” the protestors announced in a press release Sunday. “Very fitting that these two teams should be symbolized by red – for the blood of murdered unborn babies by the millions, thousands killed in unrighteous wars, and bloody fag filth.”

    The protestors contend that baseball fans are worshiping false idols by watching baseball when they should instead be worshiping God and mourning their sin.


    “Indeed, if you spent one tiny fraction of what you spend on your baseball-worship on learning what the Bible actually says, & teaching it to your children, this would be a blessed righteous nation,” the group states. “Instead, you have to look to nasty fornicating adulterous sodomitical punks-in-uniform, while you sit in a drunken stupor cheering, as a means of distracting yourself from the misery you’ve heaped on your head for your great sin.”

    According to the protestors, God has already punished Red Sox and Cardinals fans by bringing about the Boston Marathon bombings earlier this year and the May 22, 2011 tornado in Joplin.

    The Topeka, Kansas-based protestors will congregate outside Busch between 4:30 p.m. and 5:30 p.m. Saturday and between 5:45 p.m. and 7:00 p.m. on Sunday.

    Westboro Baptist Church to Protest at Busch Stadium « CBS St. Louis
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    Yes!! I would have such a great time if these fuckhead morons showed up around here...
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    My daughter and I are thinking of going downtown for the sole purpose of harrassing them, just for the giggles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockchick View Post
    Hey I didn't mean to use full caps on thread title, so sorry.
    I figured you were just screaming with rage.
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    They are such dumbasses. Does anyone even care if they show up to anything?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockchick View Post
    My daughter and I are thinking of going downtown for the sole purpose of harrassing them, just for the giggles.
    if you go, here are some suggestions:









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    All the signs are hilarious, but my favorite has gotta be "BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!"


    Uh, but why the Cardinals? This WBC shit is so random. Randumb. Both.

    Hey, at least we've got a baseball thread, though. Sort of...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathie_Moffett View Post
    All the signs are hilarious, but my favorite has gotta be "BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!"
    Lmfao, I didn't even see that one! My favorite one was the "I thought this was a legalize marijuana ralley" until you pointed out the SHRUBBERY.
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