Open Post: Hosted By The State Of Origin Streaker
July 18, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
Panties blew off of crotches in Sydney last night when 33-year-old Wati Holmwood streaked across the field at ANZ Stadium during the State of Origin decider (which I guess is like the Super Bowl of rugby football in Australia). This took me back to the bald Brit Brit days.
Because security guards just donít appreciate a bouncing furry FUPA of glory, Wati the Naked Wonder, whoís already a meme, was tackled to the ground and taken away. Wati faces charges of indecent exposure (the most beautiful things arenít decent) and trespassing. The Telegraph asked Uncle Festerís hotter cousin how he feels now that everyoneís seen his ass cheeks and button mushroom peen and he pretty much dropped his head in shame:
ďIím sorry, I apologise about what happened, am I in trouble now? It all happened so quickly, I donít know what was going through my head. I just wanted to make it interesting but I stuffed up Origin. A lot of people hate me now.ĒHaters must also hate seeing a delicate gazelle gallop across a majestic field, because thatís exactly what Wati looked like. This is the definition of grace. The end.
And apparently this guy is already a meme!