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    July 18, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K


    Panties blew off of crotches in Sydney last night when 33-year-old Wati Holmwood streaked across the field at ANZ Stadium during the State of Origin decider (which I guess is like the Super Bowl of rugby football in Australia). This took me back to the bald Brit Brit days.
    Because security guards just donít appreciate a bouncing furry FUPA of glory, Wati the Naked Wonder, whoís already a meme, was tackled to the ground and taken away. Wati faces charges of indecent exposure (the most beautiful things arenít decent) and trespassing. The Telegraph asked Uncle Festerís hotter cousin how he feels now that everyoneís seen his ass cheeks and button mushroom peen and he pretty much dropped his head in shame:
    ďIím sorry, I apologise about what happened, am I in trouble now? It all happened so quickly, I donít know what was going through my head. I just wanted to make it interesting but I stuffed up Origin. A lot of people hate me now.Ē
    Haters must also hate seeing a delicate gazelle gallop across a majestic field, because thatís exactly what Wati looked like. This is the definition of grace. The end.



    And apparently this guy is already a meme!

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    He's done this before apparently. Islanders love their rugby. There are some hilarious memes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    He's done this before apparently. Islanders love their rugby. There are some hilarious memes.
    This is him doing it a while back, isn't it? poor security guy....


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    Wags are saying the security guy should play for NSW.
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    It's not rugby, it's rugby league! They're 2 different games, one marginally less boring than the other. And yes he ran faster and was harder to tackle (lol) than any of the Blues players.
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    I just saw pics of his non-existent penis....
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    Where, where? The pics, not the penis. He does have lovely skin though.

    And it's rugby league or rugby union in my world. Both are rugby but here in Melbourne it may as well be croquet for the amount of interest it generates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    It's not rugby, it's rugby league! They're 2 different games, one marginally less boring than the other. And yes he ran faster and was harder to tackle (lol) than any of the Blues players.
    I've never been able to figure it out; I'm for old school footy myself.

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    Yes I'm with you Kat, footy is Footy (Aussie Rules), rugby union is Rugby (ie the game I hate the most) and rugby league is League (ie the game I don't hate because my dad followed it and I still support his team but if I go to a game I take a book). The state of origin match is League.
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    You do realize the rest of us have NO CLUE what you just said, right???
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Where, where? The pics, not the penis. He does have lovely skin though.

    And it's rugby league or rugby union in my world. Both are rugby but here in Melbourne it may as well be croquet for the amount of interest it generates.
    If you click the link, Dlisted has a full set of pics, including a full monty...or lack thereof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    If you click the link, Dlisted has a full set of pics, including a full monty...or lack thereof.
    Normally, I think that greysfang is kind of unforgiving in this area. But it turns out she is absolutely correct. I can't believe what I'm not seeing.

    http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uplo...rholmwood8.jpg

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    I'm not that harsh!

    Well, maybe I am.
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    Oh dear.... Ive noticed that plenty of guys with nothing to be proud of just love to flaunt it (or not).
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