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    An Oklahoma City woman told police she threatened her neighbor because he told people she had sex with her cat, police report.

    Police were called about 5:40 p.m. Monday to the 3700 block of N Virginia Avenue in reference to an assault with a dangerous weapon, according to the incident report.


    A man told police his neighbor was standing on the fence line between their two properties, yelling for him to come outside. When he did, the neighbor yelled, “Do you wanna die?”

    The man told police he saw a silver pocket knife in his neighbor's hand and he went back inside his house.

    An officer detained Kristina Michelle Brown, 23, who told the officer she was upset with her neighbor “because of what he did to me,” according to the report. “I had sex with my cat and everyone knows it.”

    Brown was arrested on a complaint of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and was taken to the Oklahoma County jail. Her bail is set at $5,000, jail officials said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post

    An Oklahoma City woman told police she threatened her neighbor because he told people she had sex with her cat, police report.

    Police were called about 5:40 p.m. Monday to the 3700 block of N Virginia Avenue in reference to an assault with a dangerous weapon, according to the incident report.


    A man told police his neighbor was standing on the fence line between their two properties, yelling for him to come outside. When he did, the neighbor yelled, “Do you wanna die?”

    The man told police he saw a silver pocket knife in his neighbor's hand and he went back inside his house.

    An officer detained Kristina Michelle Brown, 23, who told the officer she was upset with her neighbor “because of what he did to me,” according to the report. “I had sex with my cat and everyone knows it.”

    Brown was arrested on a complaint of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and was taken to the Oklahoma County jail. Her bail is set at $5,000, jail officials said.
    Oklahoma City woman tells police her neighbor told everyone she had sex with cat | News OK
    Reminds me of this joke:

    I know someone who sleeps with cats. [Pause.] Mrs. Katz. [Pause.] And sometimes Mrs. Nussbaum.

    [Crickets]

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    So, did she?

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    I was going to ask how but I really really don't want to know.
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    How is this even possible? WTF? I'm with you faithanne, I really don't want to know.
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    oh come on, I want to know. How do you have sex with a cat? If you can have sex with inflatable pool toys and pumpkins then why not a cat?

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    ^One word - claws. Pumpkins and inflatable pool toys can't rip your eyes (or other parts) out.
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    Cats are armed and fucking batshit. Attempted molestation is probably a bad idea.
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    I would imagine it involves taking off one's pants and applying tuna fish, then calling, "Kitty, kitty."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorahacky View Post
    I would imagine it involves taking off one's pants and applying tuna fish, then calling, "Kitty, kitty."
    But cat tongue is seriously rough! It would be like rubbing sandpaper on your lady bits. Hell, no!!!
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    You sick bitches I don't need to know this kind of shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorahacky View Post
    I would imagine it involves taking off one's pants and applying tuna fish, then calling, "Kitty, kitty."
    Replace the tuna with tiramisu and we might have a deal.
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    This is fucking disgusting. EVEN if the cat could screw her, it's a barbed penis!! And TINY. Plus--why the hell would she even admit such a thing? OMG.

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    She probably just rubbed her boobs on the cat and called it a hot date. Somewhere the cat is planning his tell-all autobiography and a special reality show deal.
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