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    Default Two Dozen Police on a bike ride find couple having sex on park bench

    Get a room! Two dozen cops on bikes roll up on couple 'banging away' on park bench in broad daylight

    For 25 biking Pennsylvania cops and one lovesick couple, a day in the park Tuesday is one that they won't soon forget, try as they might.

    The officers were taking part in Upper Darby Police Department’s 'bicycle school' Tuesday afternoon in Naylor's Run Park when they stumbled upon Jennifer Harvey, 41, and Richard McBride, 37, having sex on a park bench near the baseball diamond in the middle of the day.
    According to police, both lovers were partially naked and completely out in the open, but there was no one else around to see them.





    Bad romance: Richard McBride (left), 37, and Jennifer Harvey (right), 41, were busted by 25 police officers on bikes having sex on a park bench in broad daylight




    Outdoor location: The star-crossed lovers were caught in the act near the baseball diamond in Upper Darby's Naylor's Run Park


    Harvey, of Clifton Heights, and McBride, of North Philadelphia, were both charged with lewdness and disorderly conduct.
    What started out as a peaceful ride in the park for 25 police officers from various departments taking part in an annual five-day training program ended with the arrest of the hapless lovers who just could not wait to get indoors.
    At around 4pm Tuesday, cops on bikes were wrapping up their exercises for the day when they made their way to the baseball field after passing by children on swings and people on the tennis courts.
    That is when the unsuspecting officers encountered a scene that likely has been seared into the brain of each and every one of them.


    'There they are, on the first base line,' Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood told Philly.com. 'There's a bench, she is bent over the bench and our friend is behind her with his pants down to his ankle, banging away.'
    Chitwood added that it was a hot day with temperatures in the 90s, and there was luckily no one around to witness the outdoor exploits of the kinky paramours. However, as Harvey and McBride were being arrested, a teenager did pass through the area.


    Chance encounter: More than two dozen police officers from various departments were taking part in an annual five-day bicycle school when they stumbled upon the kinky couple


    ‘Imagine being arrested by 25 cops,’ Chitwood said. ’They were as shocked as the police were.’
    Police are not sure if the star-crossed lovers are in a relationship, but they do not suspect prostitution.
    The police superintendent quipped that the true victims of this unseemly episode were the officers who were unfortunate enough to catch the lovebirds in the act.
    ‘These officers go on a tour of Upper Darby to see the sites and neighborhood and instead get taken to sex incorporated,’ Chitwood lamented.
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    Not that he's a treat for the eyes, but holy fuck look at her, she looks like Anjelica Huston's even more melted down sister. Or brother. Fuck.
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    I hope the state covers trauma counseling for police officers...
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    These officers should be given medals for having to witness this!
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    Weird that this actually a "news" story. Couples are arrested for public lewdness all the time.
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    I have a hard time believing this was a lovesick couple. My money is on $5 hooker and john.
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    Is that an actual woman in the second picture? That looks like a man with long hair. Holy triple chin.

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    Poor officers, I see treatment for PTSD in their future.
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    the horror.....the horror

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    Weird that this actually a "news" story. Couples are arrested for public lewdness all the time.
    By 25 cops? I think that's what makes this "news" but maybe also the revelation that Jabba the Hutt likes it doggie style.
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    I was scrolling down bit by bit and I thought her face would never end.
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    For a second there, I thought that was Mama Jabba June.
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    Mama June has standards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    Poor officers, I see treatment for PTSD in their future.
    I see somebody getting a treatment for an STD in the future.
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