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    Attorney: Convicted killer van der Sloot to marry in Peruvian prison

    By CNN Staff

    updated 8:17 PM EDT, Fri May 31, 2013


    (CNN) -- Convicted killer Joran van der Sloot is planning to wed a Peruvian woman in the prison where he is serving a 28-year sentence, his attorney told HLN, CNN's sister network, on Friday.

    Van der Sloot, who remains the prime suspect in the 2005 disappearance of American Natalee Holloway, and his unnamed fiancée are working on completing the paperwork required for the wedding, said attorney Maximo Altez.

    The couple hopes to be able to marry within the next two weeks, Altez said. They reportedly met while she was visiting another inmate at Miguel Castro Castro prison in San Juan de Lurigancho.

    Van der Sloot, 25, pleaded guilty to the murder of Stephany Flores, whose body was found in May 2010 in a Lima hotel room registered in the Dutchman's name.

    He also has been indicted in the United States on charges related to the disappearance of Holloway.

    Holloway was last seen in the early hours of May 30, 2005, leaving an Oranjestad, Aruba, nightclub with van der Sloot and two other men, brothers Deepak and Satish Kalpoe. She was visiting the island with about 100 classmates to celebrate their graduation from Mountain Brook High School in suburban Birmingham, Alabama.

    Van der Sloot was arrested twice in Aruba in connection with Holloway's disappearance, but was never charged. He has denied responsibility for her disappearance.

    In June 2010, a federal grand jury in Alabama indicted him on charges of allegedly attempting to extort $250,000 from Holloway's mother, Beth Holloway. Van der Sloot offered to provide what turned out to be bogus information about the whereabouts of Holloway's remains in exchange for the money, according to the indictment.

    He was allegedly given $25,000, which authorities say he used to travel to Peru for a poker tournament.
    Attorney: Convicted killer van der Sloot to marry in Peruvian prison - CNN.com

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    I do not understand these crazy bitches who marry or get involved with violent felons.
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    Yk, he's in jai for murder, I really don't think marriage should be a privilege at this point. Pretty disgusting.
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    I hope there's a knife in the wedding cake and she stabs the fuck out of him.
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    No way. People are crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MentalNotes View Post
    I do not understand these crazy bitches who marry or get involved with violent felons.
    I don't understand people who have this thing about keeping exotic dangerous animals, like tigers, either. Oooh, look how cool and brave I am, I have a tiger/convicted felon that I keep in a cage and visit. There's something really special about me, because I can form a bond with something really dangerous.

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    He'll lose his shit at her on a possible conjugal visit, hammer her head in with a chair, and hopefully that will remind the courts why he's there in the first place.
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    ^^one can only hope.

    Women like this are total idiots. Morons. They come out of the woodwork for these psychos. The Menendez brothers have both married women that were "fans/groupies". Ted Bundy married a woman while on trial and conceived a child while on death row. The Boston Bomber kid has female admirers and for the love of God, some hack married Richard Ramirez, the Nightstalker after he was convicted (or at least after he was caught).

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    Now the motive which is totally plausible:

    As per CDAN,

    Crazy Days and Nights: Joran Van Der Sloot Is Getting Married

    "A 22 year old Peruvian woman (above) is going to be the bride of the man who killed Natalee Holloway in Aruba and Stephany Flores in Peru. Joran van Der Sloot has only ever been convicted of killing Flores and is currently serving time in prison for that conviction. I don't know if he promised this woman something or she just has a death wish, but his reasons for marrying her are clear. If he marries her and they have a child together, and yes, he gets to have sex with her while in jail, it will give him Peruvian citizenship. If he has that, he cannot be extradited from Peru to the United States."


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    The bride to be....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtlebay View Post
    Now the motive which is totally plausible:

    As per CDAN,

    Crazy Days and Nights: Joran Van Der Sloot Is Getting Married

    "A 22 year old Peruvian woman (above) is going to be the bride of the man who killed Natalee Holloway in Aruba and Stephany Flores in Peru. Joran van Der Sloot has only ever been convicted of killing Flores and is currently serving time in prison for that conviction. I don't know if he promised this woman something or she just has a death wish, but his reasons for marrying her are clear. If he marries her and they have a child together, and yes, he gets to have sex with her while in jail, it will give him Peruvian citizenship. If he has that, he cannot be extradited from Peru to the United States."


    I don't know how to get the properties to paste the photo on here on Firefox, but click link to see his beautiful future bride.
    That makes perfect sense, just in case they come across proof in the Holloway case. As for the bride, she looks rough for 22.
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    I thought Peru would extradite to the US. They may not if the US is going for the death penalty.

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    Peru lawyer: jailed Van der Sloot to be a father

    LIMA, Peru (AP) — Joran van der Sloot's lawyer says the convicted murderer is soon to be both father and husband.

    Maximo Altez told The Associated Press on Wednesday that the 26-year-old Dutchman and his Peruvian fiance have nearly completed legal arrangements to wed. The future Mrs. van der Sloot is five months pregnant with a boy, he said.

    Altez has said van der Sloot's met 22-year-old Leydi Figueroa Uceda while she was selling goods inside Lima's Piedras Gordas prison, where the two are to be married on an as-yet undetermined date.

    Van der Sloot remains the chief suspect in the unsolved 2005 disappearance in his native Aruba of U.S. teen Natalee Holloway.

    He is serving a 28-year sentence for killing a 21-year-old female Peruvian student he met in a Lima casino.

    Altez said that Van der Sloot keeps busy teaching English to fellow inmates and is studying international business via a correspondence course offered by a Peruvian university.

    Once his sentence ends, he is to be extradited to the United States to face trial on charges he extorted and defrauded Holloway's mother shortly before traveling to Peru in 2010.

    He allegedly took $25,000 from the mother, promising to lead her to Holloway's body.

    Five years to the day after Holloway disappeared, van der Sloot bludgeoned to death Stephany Flores in a Lima hotel room.

    Peru lawyer: jailed Van der Sloot to be a father
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    Leydi?? seriously? she should at least change her name to the proper spelling.
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