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    Default 7-year-old suspended for biting Pop Tart into gun shape




    Itís beyond political correctness and into utter insanity when schools suspend children for biting their food into shapes that look like guns.
    Park Elementary School second-grader, Josh Welch, 7, was suspended for two days for biting his Pop Tart into what his teacher thought looked like a gun.
    ďAll I was trying to do was turn it into a mountain but, it didnít look like a mountain really and it turned out to be a gun [kind of],Ē Fox News Baltimore reported Josh said.
    If the story could get worse, it would have to be that the Baltimore school actually sent a letter home with the children explaining, ďa student used food to make an inappropriate gesture,Ē Fox reported.

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    Yep. That is a hardened killer if ever I saw one. Common sense has died.
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    A student used food to make an inappropriate gesture? That happens every day when someone farts. Let's ban food!
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    ffs *facepalm
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    Ban creativity.

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    That's great. Now how about banning REAL guns America?
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    I hope he doesn't grow up to be a cereal killer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    That's great. Now how about banning REAL guns America?
    Oh A*O, the real ones are "freedom," it's the preserved breakfast treats are the real threat.
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    Christ on a cracker, wtf is wrong with people????
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    Is this real life? This really happened?
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    Maybe they confused March 1st with April 1st?

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    FFS, it doesn't even look like a gun. I would sue the everliving hell out of the school for being so stupid.
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    Oh ffs!!! Jesus Christ,...isn't there more important things to be looking for,...good God!!!! I swear,...the world is coming to an end, soon. If not,...someone needs to help us all,..God or otherwise. I willing to listen...lol

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    Ok I'm gonna call bullshit on his "meant to be a mountain" story. Own up kid, it was meant to be a gun. I don't even like guns and I think gun ownership laws in America are a crock of shit but clearly this innocent little pop tart was never gonna hurt anyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleuth View Post
    y this innocent little pop tart was never gonna hurt anyone.
    Eugh eugh, ask Jessica Simpsons waistline. Pop tarts are lethal!
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