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    Default Monopoly get rids of the iron and adds a cat

    Wednesday, February 6th 2013

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    Let's all pour a thimble full of the sweet nectar out for the iron, because its days as a Monopoly piece are over. I can finally say, "I want to the PUSSAY!" before playing a game of Monopoly, because after a fan vote on Facebook, the cat was voted in and the iron was voted out.
    HuffPo says that the cat beat the robot, the helicopter, the guitar and the diamond ring. The shoe and the wheelbarrow were almost voted out, but in the end the iron got kicked out and is now living behind a dumpster on Mediterranean Avenue. The shoe, the thimble, the top hat, the racecar, the Scottie dog the battleship and the wheelbarrow will stay on as pieces.

    NOT THE IRON! When you're drunk, stoned and your fingers have become gummi worms, the iron was the Monopoly piece to go with because it had a little handle. That little handle came in handy when you were fucked up. But whatever, of course the cat wins. The cat always wins. The only way the cat wouldn't have won is if it was up against a (useable) bong piece and a dildo piece. And yes, that was a hint to Hasbro. Dump the shoe and give me a dildo!

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    I kind of liked the iron because it had the little handle, but I can't figure out who'd have wanted to vote out the shoe anyway?

    I think I'm in a "get off my lawn" sort of mood today, because I don't see why they had to change any of it. They've got ten million different versions of Monopoly out there, why mess with the original game?
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    a fucking cat. yuck.
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    I'd think this was cool, but I want the Monopoly of ny childhood unchanged.
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    I haven't played Monopoly in years, but I used to enjoy it. I can't think of anyone I could browbeat into playing, either. I usually play the Scottie dog, but I kinda hate they retired the iron. Why not just add to instead of taking away?
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    I love Monopoly and getting rid of the iron is just wrong! Wrong I tell ya!

    A cat. Blah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I haven't played Monopoly in years, but I used to enjoy it. I can't think of anyone I could browbeat into playing, either. I usually play the Scottie dog, but I kinda hate they retired the iron. Why not just add to instead of taking away?
    Ditto. I was usually the thimble or the ship. I hate that they had to take something away. I could never get anyone to play with me though. I bought Monopoly Deal last year though and everyone is crazy over that. My bros and nieces and nephews want to play it non-stop when they come over. I'll take what I can get Monopoly-wise, lol.
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    I'm usually the car and I love cats but I hate they got rid of the iron.
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    I register my protest against the removal of the iron!

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    We call it Monotony.

    I pick the top hat or the battleship. I'm sure there's a psychological thesis in there somewhere. And what about the wheelbarrow? I've NEVER seen it.
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    What's monopoly deal? Does anyone here have Monopoly "hometown" version?
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    That cat piece looks beat to death. Is this how cheap the pieces are now? I like the top hat myself and agree they should NOT have booted the iron.

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    I was always the dog and he's not amused.
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    I swear cats are taking over the world. Now theys in ur Monopoly gamez, kicking ur classic pieces out. Where does it stop?

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    I've been the horse since I can remember. And yes, we still play at home, usually around the holidays.
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    Fuckin sacrilege.

    Can't believe they almost voted out the shoe-the shoe is used to kick some ass!
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