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    Default FL man gets a DUI - INSIDE a Wal-Mart

    Brooksville man was drunk, driving a shopping cart, police say

    Posted: Feb 04, 2013 12:00 PM MSTUpdated: Feb 04, 2013 12:01 PM MSTBy WFLA.com web staff



    BROOKSVILLE, FL -Brooksville Police say they've arrested a man who was driving drunk -- inside a Walmart.

    Timothy Carr of Brooksville is facing charges of disorderly intoxication and felony retail theft. Police say Sunday night, just before 9 o'clock, they found Carr inside the Walmart at 7305 Broad Street. Investigators say he was drunk, and driving around the store on a motorized shopping cart. They say he had removed an alcoholic beverage from a shelf, and was drinking it, while knocking other items off the shelves.

    Police say Carr told them he did not have the money to pay for the alcohol he was drinking. Carr is a transient.

    Carr had two previous arrests for retail theft, which made the current arrest a felony.


    Brooksville man was drunk, driving a shopping cart, police say - Tampa, FL - News,Weather,Traffic,Classifieds | WFLA.com

    Of course it was freakin' Florida.
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    It's Florida. Of course, it's Florida.
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    way to go Florida. Takes the heat off Ohio for a bit
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    They say he had removed an alcoholic beverage from a shelf, and was drinking it, while knocking other items off the shelves.

    i would have loved to have seen this. "Clean up in aisle 12!"
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    No, it's fucking Walmart! This could have happened in ANY state considering the store you jackasses. Plus it's kinda funny.
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    Balls of brass. Give that man a beer. Or he'll just steal one. And your scooter.
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    Maybe he can a job as a spokesperson for the hoveround and then he can pay for his booze.

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    I want a hoveround for my birthday, cause my ass is lazy.
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    You deserve the fancy one on the right with the basket.
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    Oooh nice - four wheel drive.
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    I want to see the video. I bet it's funny.
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    When I worked at a store, we had a guy like that. Donald would down a bottle of Robitussin right in front of you. We didn't call the cops we'd just kick him out. There was a lady who used to sweep the concrete in front of the store in her fur coats and he'd get in her way and she'd fuss at him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    No, it's fucking Walmart! This could have happened in ANY state considering the store you jackasses. Plus it's kinda funny.
    but it happened in Florida so of course we have to ask, how are ya'll kin?
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    We ain't kin I heard he came from Louisiana though.
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