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    Woman, 29, Arrested After Being Spotted Masturbating Inside A Starbucks In Florida



    A woman who was spotted masturbating in a Starbucks was arrested yesterday after Florida cops searched her purse and found a pipe with cocaine residue.
    Police were summoned to the Bradenton business "by the staff at Starbucks regarding a female that was in their lobby and was masturbating." When an officer questioned the woman, Jennifer Piranian, she reported that she was waiting to go to a local hospital.
    A cop offered her a ride to the hospital, but asked to first check her purse, to which Piranian agreed. The officer subsequently discovered "a glass stem" in the 29-year-old Piranian's purse that "tested positive for cocaine residue," according to a probable cause affidavit.

    Piranian, who denied ownership of the pipe, was arrested for possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia. Pictured above, Piranian is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $1120 bond.






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    Just 'frothing her cappuccino'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Just 'frothing her cappuccino'.
    Eww!
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    gross twitchy!
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    Damnit Shellee what have we told you!
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    Ay Dios Mio, not this shit again...
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    I don't think that mug shot's your best angle Shellee.
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    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    So she read 50 shades?

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    I hope they Lysol-ed the hell out of everything she touched. Stop being so nasty shellee.
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    They could totally spin this into "Our coffee is a proven aphrodisiac".
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    I know their lattes are good, but so good they make you wanna pleasure yourself? That is a new one.
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    Am I suprised this took place in Florida? I would say at this point....it's to be expected.
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    Ugggghh on so many levels, but I'm still trying to get past THAT only being 29!!

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    I'm guessing her other eye already thought she was at home?
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