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Thread: Radio Show Caller Suggests Deer Crossing Signs To Blame for Her Collisions With Deer

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    Default Radio Show Caller Suggests Deer Crossing Signs To Blame for Her Collisions With Deer

    After failing to get any media outlet to take her seriously, Fargo-area resident Donna decided to take her longstanding grievance to the Y94 Morning Playhouse radio show.

    Poor Donna has been involved in three separate car accidents involving deer over the past few years, and she thinks she's nailed down the root of her misfortune: Deer crossing signs in high-traffic areas.

    "Why are we encouraging deer to cross at the interstate? I don't get it," a very puzzled Donna told the equally puzzled morning show hosts.

    Her solution: Move the signs to low-traffic areas, where it's safer for deer to cross.

    "You know, deer crossings aren't telling deer that it's safe to cross there, it's just more of an alert for drivers so that they know it's a high deer population," one of the flabbergasted hosts responds, doing his best to stay as North Dakota Nice as possible.

    Donna still doesn't quite get it, so the hosts decide to move on, promising to help her get the word out.

    Considering the audio of their interview has gone ultra-viral, I'd say they kept their promise, though it's likely Donna the Deer Lady is having second thoughts about making her initial thoughts known.


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    This HAS to be a joke. No one can be that fucking stupid.
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    I think it is, but she's plays it so well. So earnest.
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    What a total idiot. The signs aren't there to alert the deer that they can cross there. They are there to alert the DRIVER'S on the road that the area has a high deer population,and to be on the lookout for them in case they decide to cross the road. I was embarrassed for this woman the whole time she was talking.

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    No way is somone that dumb.

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    We need a better deer reading program.
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    She's the Emily Litella of the Millenium!

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    I totally believe there are people who are that dumb.
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    There definitely are.

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    Yep, there are. I remember people here complaining about "dumb" koalas crossing at the busiest point on the highway, and if they'd only move the crossing they wouldn't be an endangered species. Unfortunately, the people complaining aren't extinct yet but the koala numbers are still dwindling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    We need a better deer reading program.
    Well, maybe they were black deer that went to school in Florida where there is a lower expectation of reading skills for the black deer?
    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    I totally believe there are people who are that dumb.
    Certainly.
    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    Yep, there are. I remember people here complaining about "dumb" koalas crossing at the busiest point on the highway, and if they'd only move the crossing they wouldn't be an endangered species. Unfortunately, the people complaining aren't extinct yet but the koala numbers are still dwindling.
    I believe Jeff Foxworthy had a quote about the deer crossing signs causing accidents...

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