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    Default Mysterious Giant Eyeball Washes Ashore in Florida




    Check Out This Mysterious Giant Eyeball That Just Washed Ashore in Florida

    A giant 'softball-sized' eyeball washed up on a beach in south Florida yesterday, and no one has any idea what it belongs to.

    From the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission Facebook page:
    The FWC Tequesta Field Lab received a call that a citizen from Pompano Beach found what appeared to be a giant eye. Our staff in South Florida picked it up and placed it on ice. It will be sent for possible identification.
    Among the theories currently being floated: A giant squid, a whale, or a very large swordfish. Or Cthulhu.

    Florida Fish and Wildlife Research Institute will attempt to determine its origin after its been properly preserved in formalin to avoid decay.

    In the meantime, go nuts.




    Check Out This Mysterious Giant Eyeball That Just Washed Ashore in Florida
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    Are they sure it's an eye? If so, that's wicked cool.
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    Interesting, my brother lives on Pompano Beach, I wonder if he heard anything about it. Probably a squid.
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    STOP IT, Twitchy!!!


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    Marking this in case they figure out what it came from.

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    Read some article about this yesterday from a Facebook link - authorities think that, because it was found on a beach, that it COULD have come from a marine animal, possibly a fish.

    You don't say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Read some article about this yesterday from a Facebook link - authorities think that, because it was found on a beach, that it COULD have come from a marine animal, possibly a fish.

    You don't say.
    Wait, so it's not from a cyclops?
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    I bet it's probably an eyeball shooter from one of those crazy Pompano bars. What will they think of next???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Read some article about this yesterday from a Facebook link - authorities think that, because it was found on a beach, that it COULD have come from a marine animal, possibly a fish.

    You don't say.
    Something that probably got et up by a shark.
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    Release the Kraken!!!!
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    seeing is believing

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    ET! It looks like ET's eye!

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