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    Man eaten by hogs at Oregon farm - KCPQ



    COOS BAY, Ore. An Oregon man trying to feed his 700-pound hogs was eaten by the animals Thursday, and sheriff's deputies are trying to determine what led up to his death.

    Terry Garner, who lived near the rural town of Riverton in southern Oregon, went to feed the animals on his farm at 7:30 a.m.

    When he wasn't seen for several hours, a family member went to look for him, and found Garner's dentures on the ground in front of the hog enclosure, which housed several of the animals.

    While searching the hog enclosure, the family member found Garner's body in several pieces, with a majority of it consumed by the hogs, the district attorney said.

    Now deputies are investigating how Garner ended up in a position where the hogs were able to eat him.

    District Attorney Paul Frasier said there are a number of possible scenarios, including one in which Garner suffered a heart attack. Another possible scenario is that given Garner's age and health, the hogs were able to knock him down and kill him. Frasier said there have been reports that at least one of the hogs had been aggressive toward Garner in the past.

    Because of the unusual circumstances surrounding Garner's death, detectives haven't ruled out foul play.

    A forensic pathologist examined what little was left of Garner's body over the weekend, but was not able to identify the cause or manner of death.

    For now, Garner's cause of death is listed as undetermined, and his remains will be further examined by a forensic anthropologist at the University of Oregon.

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    Sounds like he pigged out and paid for it.
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    Eh, happens. Poor bastard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Eh, happens. Poor bastard.
    You grew up on a farm, right? Did y'all have hogs that would try to bite or eat humans? I'm a city slicker and know nothing about these sort of things, just curious...

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    No, I was raised in town, but went down to the farms 2-3 times a year to help out. Neither side of my family raised more than a few pigs at a time for personal use, but we knew people who did raise hog for profit. When they're in big groups like that they don't get as used to people as smaller groups do and they retain more wild characteristics and will be more aggressive. I went to school with a kid who lost two fingers to a pig in 3rd grade.
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    ^Ha! That was my first thought. Revenge!
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    Ha, yes!
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    Me and Mel have been telling ya'll for years, hogs and gators=getting rid of bodies
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    I wonder if someone will eat the pigs now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    I wonder if someone will eat the pigs now.
    I think eating the chitlins would be disrespectful to Terry. I mean, he's probably still in there somewhere....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    I wonder if someone will eat the pigs now.
    Taking into account Greys finger story and how some killers have long relied on pigs to dispose of bodies there's probably been quite a few people plumped porkers in the food chain. Wasn't there a Canadian pig farming serial killer a few years back who claimed to have fed parts of his victims to his pigs?
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