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    Default Naked Man Walks Out of Woods During Unrelated News Report

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    A news team from Central Arkansas NBC affiliate KARK were in Benton on Sunday shooting a story about a house damaged by a fallen tree when out of the woods walked an intoxicated man wearing naught but the clothes he was born with.


    "What is this out there that we got?" said homeowner John Manassel, surprised to see the uninvited guest. "I oughtta go out there and start an ass kicking contest."


    Sadly, that contest never came to pass. Instead, deputies were called to pick up 22-year-old Nathaniel Koba on charges of indecent exposure and public intoxication.


    What Koba was doing in the woods naked while high on drugs remains open to conjecture.










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    "What is this out there that we got?" said homeowner John Manassel, surprised to see the uninvited guest. "I oughtta go out there and start an ass kicking contest."
    I think the old guy could take him, too. The couple were just so calm about it. Awesome mugshot!
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    Oh come on, he was just airing out his diaper rash.
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    Fantard showing his support for Randy Travis? I liked the feisty old guy's attitude.
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    That was the walk of someone so drunk/high that they wanted to be arrested so they would know where to go.
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    I iked that "Jim,do you know him?" like making sure he was an unknown nude before calling it in!
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    "That's just Todd making his rounds. Don't worry about it."
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    "I oughta sic Buddy on him." Buddy wasn't having that.

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    That dog has good sense! He coulda caught something.
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