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    DAPHNE, Ala. -- Worried about the safety of her family during a stormy Memorial Day trip to the beach, Clara Jean Brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm rumbled through Baldwin County, Alabama.

    But while she prayed, lightning suddenly exploded, blowing through the linoleum and leaving a blackened area on the concrete. Brown wound up on the floor, dazed and disoriented by the blast but otherwise uninjured.

    She said 'Amen' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire. The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive.

    Firefighters said its likely she was hit by a bolt of lightning that apparently struck outside and traveled into the house yesterday afternoon. She was found lying on the floor by her 14-year-old granddaughter.

    Fire officials think the lightning likely struck across the street from the couple's home and traveled into the house through a water line. The lightning continued into the couple's backyard and ripped open a small trench.

    A family member said he will no longer assume it is safe to be indoors during a lightning strike.

    Dime-sized hail and wind gusts of up to 45 miles-per-hour moved across coastal Baldwin County. As much as three inches of rain fell in some areas in three hours.

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    Default Re: Woman prays, gets fried by lightning

    Bloody hell, now THATS irony at it's best!!!
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    Default Re: Woman prays, gets fried by lightning

    Maybe that is what she prayed for.

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    Default Re: Woman prays, gets fried by lightning

    Maybe she needed the shock of her life.
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    Maybe she prayed to the vengeful god instead of the happy god.
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    Next time it wont miss.
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    Default Re: Woman prays, gets fried by lightning

    Maybe the fact that she prays period is the reason she is alive...or perhaps it just 'wasn't her time'...
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    Default Re: Woman prays, gets fried by lightning

    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok
    Maybe she prayed to the vengeful god instead of the happy god.
    Maybe her husband was praying harder than she was.
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    Default Re: Woman prays, gets fried by lightning

    Maybe someone else prayed that she'd get hit by lightning


    ....bah, what lobelia said

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    Default Re: Woman prays, gets fried by lightning

    Maybe she was so sinful that any praying didn't help

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    Default Re: Woman prays, gets fried by lightning

    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia
    Maybe her husband was praying harder than she was.

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    Fuck all that superstitious shit. The bitch got lucky.

    But I'm sure she'll turn it into some sort of message from God....like "gay people, democrats and people who think abortion should be legal are going to hell" or something equally as *profound*.
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    Default Re: Woman prays, gets fried by lightning

    A family member said he will no longer assume it is safe to be indoors during a lightning strike.
    How about it's no longer safe to pray to God, 'cause s/he's out to get someone....
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