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    Default After Failing to Pick Up Woman at Bar, Colorado Man Tries Peeing on Her Leg Instead






    After Failing to Pick Up Woman at Bar, Colorado Man Tries Peeing on Her Leg Instead


    A Longmont, Colorado man was arrested Saturday night at Shooters Grill and Bar in Boulder after he urinated on a woman who turned him down.

    According to reports, 22-year-old Timothy Paez approached the woman and placed his arm around her. She responded with "um, really?" and Paez retreated.

    He then allegedly pulled out his penis and began urinating on the woman's leg.

    Paez was removed from the established by employees and held outside while a police officer was flagged down. The highly intoxicated Paez was taken into custody and booked on charges of public indecency and harassment.


    After Failing to Pick Up Woman at Bar, Colorado Man Tries Peeing on Her Leg Instead
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    Disgusting pig. Ater the initial shock I would have knocked him on his ass.
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    Well, he probably wanted to make sure to leave no doubt that he's a dog, in case she didn't get it the first go around.
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    She should have remembered that Greek woman who set the guy's dick on fire in the bar.
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    She'll give in. Just give it time. He's already marked his territory.
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    So, we now know that the John Mayer Guide to Picking up Chicks has sold at least one copy....
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    I guess the lady wasn't into golden showers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Authority View Post
    I guess the lady wasn't into golden showers.
    What a square.
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    Well, shit happens. I mean, pee happens.
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    I'll bet she was pissed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    She should have remembered that Greek woman who set the guy's dick on fire in the bar.
    LOL you remember that? So crazy!

    Later her lawyer insisted that she just threw her drink at him and then he managed to set himself on fire as he tried to light a cig. I think that's the most likely scenario anyway.
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    I've never been pissed on, but I got yelled at by a guy for turning him down.
    His response "Well fuck you then, you ain't all that anyway".
    What if I did give into him? It would only be a matter of time for his true self came out and I'm glad I saw it when he approached me. Anger issues, anger issue.
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    It truly is better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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