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    Default Naked Man Accused of Rubbing One Out While Driving with Toy Pistol ‘in His Behind'


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    Naked Man Accused of Rubbing One Out While Driving Down I-95 with Toy Pistol ‘in His Behind’


    Police in Florida say they were alerted Monday to a naked man masturbating inside a Jeep Cherokee while driving around the St. Lucie County seat of Fort Pierce.

    A tow truck driver who pulled up alongside 49-year-old Robert Casey claimed his "hands were in his groin area moving around."

    The police report [pdf] notes that Casey was in process of putting his clothes on when he was pulled over on Interstate 95. Asked why he wasn't wearing any clothes to begin with, the man acknowledged he had "problems with this," and was seeking therapy.

    And, that, as they say, is when things got weird. WPDF reports:
    The officer then patted Casey down and found a toy pistol tied to his leg, part of which was hidden in Casey's behind. Another portion of the contraption was tied around his genitals, the report said.
    Casey was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, and booked into the St. Lucie County Jail.
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    Aw. Since when did that become illegal? I love his response to the officer though. Admitted it straight out.
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    WTF? he's got problems alright!
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Florida! For fucks sake!
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    Of course its Florida.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post
    Florida! For fucks sake!
    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Of course its Florida.
    whatever! i'm sure he's originally from ohio.
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    Florida must be so sexy people have to pull over, use whatever is handy and get off immediately!
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    How, How did I fucking know that this would be Florida?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    How, How did I fucking know that this would be Florida?
    Because its the song of your people?
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    Shellee, what the hell is that in your signature?
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    Looks like Rachel Zoe dyed her hair darker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Because its the song of your people?
    You never fail to crack me up.
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    Shellee, what the hell is that in your signature?
    I've no idea, but I came across it a couple of years ago, and it just intrigues me.
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    It's not a real thing is it?
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    God, I hope not. I always find it by googling "naked rat thing" or somthing like that.
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    Oh my.
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