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Reply With QuoteAw. Since when did that become illegal? I love his response to the officer though. Admitted it straight out.
Naked Man Accused of Rubbing One Out While Driving with Toy Pistol ‘in His Behind'
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Naked Man Accused of Rubbing One Out While Driving Down I-95 with Toy Pistol ‘in His Behind’
Police in Florida say they were alerted Monday to a naked man masturbating inside a Jeep Cherokee while driving around the St. Lucie County seat of Fort Pierce.
A tow truck driver who pulled up alongside 49-year-old Robert Casey claimed his "hands were in his groin area moving around."
The police report [pdf] notes that Casey was in process of putting his clothes on when he was pulled over on Interstate 95. Asked why he wasn't wearing any clothes to begin with, the man acknowledged he had "problems with this," and was seeking therapy.
And, that, as they say, is when things got weird. WPDF reports:The officer then patted Casey down and found a toy pistol tied to his leg, part of which was hidden in Casey's behind. Another portion of the contraption was tied around his genitals, the report said.Casey was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, and booked into the St. Lucie County Jail.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Aw. Since when did that become illegal? I love his response to the officer though. Admitted it straight out.
"Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs
"Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie
WTF? he's got problems alright!
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
Florida! For fucks sake!
(276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
OK, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever.-Miley Cyrus
Of course its Florida.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Originally Posted by nancydrew
whatever! i'm sure he's originally from ohio.
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
Florida must be so sexy people have to pull over, use whatever is handy and get off immediately!
How, How did I fucking know that this would be Florida?
Because its the song of your people?
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Shellee, what the hell is that in your signature?
"Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs
"Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie
Looks like Rachel Zoe dyed her hair darker.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
You never fail to crack me up.
I've no idea, but I came across it a couple of years ago, and it just intrigues me.
It's not a real thing is it?
"Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs
"Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie
God, I hope not. I always find it by googling "naked rat thing" or somthing like that.
Oh my.
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