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    Default Couple Dissatisfied with the Quality of a Woman’s Volunteering Plant Drugs On Her

    Some people's strengths lie in child-rearing. Other people's strengths lie in drug-planting. This is a story about three people whose strengths lie elsewhere.

    The L.A. Times reports that Orange County police recently arrested Kent and Jill Easter on charges of conspiracy after they allegedly plotted to frame a woman for drug possession by hiding marijuana and painkillers in her unlocked car.

    The victim was a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school.

    The Easters were dissatisfied with the level of supervision this parent volunteer had given their son while he was at his elementary school.

    So they conspired to have her arrested.

    According to authorities, Kent Easter, who, based on his mugshot, should be played by a gaunt Seth Meyers in the film adaptation, drove to the volunteer's home just after midnight on February 16, 2011 and left a Big Bag of Drugs in her unlocked car. Then he drove to a hotel in Newport Beach and called police from a public phone, falsely reporting he had seen the volunteer—whom he identified by name—hiding the Big Bag of Drugs in her car.

    Jill Easter (mugshot casting couch: Jennifer Coolidge?) was presumably at home with her son as this charade went down, providing the kind of quality supervision she demands from parent volunteers at his elementary school. Police noted that Jill and Kent were in constant contact (via cell) as the night's events unfolded.

    Open lines of communication are the key to successful parenting.

    Based on Kent's tip, police showed up at the volunteer's home for questioning. Unaware that a Big Bag of Drugs had recently manifested itself in her car, she consented to a search of her vehicle and house.

    KABC News reported that the woman was detained for two hours but not arrested.
    "She was shocked. She had no idea where those items came from," said Irvine Police Lt. Julia Engen. "Things just didn't seem to add up."
    Eventually, police traced the drugs back to those two bad eggs, the Easters.

    Jill and Kent, who are astonishingly terrible at committing crimes for people who earn their livings as attorneys, are both charged with three felonies, and could face up to three years in prison if convicted.

    But the real crime here is that it's not possible in this country to have someone arrested for failing to volunteer in a manner satisfactory to you.

    Because that parent volunteer would be so busted.



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    This is just about the limit! OMG. Heartless jerks at best.
    Lock your car!
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    them is some super dooper smart attorneys, right there folks!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    My peeps! Absolutely ingenius. I need to immediately start collecting big bags of drugs to be utilized in just such a diabolical manner.
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    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    My peeps! Absolutely ingenius. I need to immediately start collecting big bags of drugs to be utilized in just such a diabolical manner.
    Try Amazon. Just order the Big Bag of Drugs.
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    ^^ with free SuperSaver Shipping!

    Those 2 are total idiots. Jail, revoked licenses, future careers at McDonalds, that'll really show the negligent volunteer.
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    So the volunteer was too damn stupid to realize how their vastly superior little snowflake deserved more attention than all those other little rejects and decided to take their revenge, eh? Hope their kid hadn't gotten to the competitive soccer stage yet.
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    After having been to a few PTA meetings, I really don't have the heart, to judge them on this. Yes, it was wrong and all of that, but I can totally see where they are coming from.

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    I can't. They ought to have talked to the school.
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    The PTA in my kids' school, are such hags, that I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. In fact, I would contribute as much oxygen as I could, to make those cows burn faster.

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    This is why I just loooovvee Orange County. Idiots.

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    Just read that they'd also tried to sue her twice and the judge tossed it both times. The complaint was hilarious. http://cdn.abovethelaw.com/uploads/2...-Complaint.pdf. Kid doesn't line up with the others, door to school is unlocked and everyone but their child comes in from schoolyard, kid suffers "acute fear, humiliation, mental anguish, and emotional and physical distress" upon discovering that door is locked, someone hears kid pounding on door and let's him in side door.

    The horror!

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    Damn, they claimed their precious snowflake was:

    injured in his health, strength and activity, sustained shock and injury to his nervous system and person, causing Plaintiff to suffer extreme and severe mental anguish.
    source: http://cdn.abovethelaw.com/uploads/2...-Complaint.pdf

    Can't they just put him on anti-anxiety meds like every other kid in the western world?
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    Or, you know, raise him to be able to deal with things when they don't go his way? Like real people.

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    yes, if a locked door has that affect on the little bastard... he's fucked! and with these two mensa rejects for parents...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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