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    Default Class Canoe Trip Turns to Sh*% After Chaperone Tricks Kids Into Eating Moose Poop

    It's no secret that children can play awful tricks on one another, but you don't usually expect teachers and parents to be in on the prank. But that's exactly what happened during a class canoe trip in Manitoba, Canada, when a parent chaperone tricked two different students into eating moose poop. Karen Eyolfson says her 13-year-old son and a girl from his class were both talked into eating what the parent told them were chocolate-covered almonds that he had in a sandwich baggie. It was actually moose droppings. Nasty.

    What's even crazier is that the school principal, a resource officer, and a teacher were all there and let it happen—twice! The boy, who was tricked first, popped one into his mouth, and as soon as he had, the whole group of students and faculty started laughing at him. Someone even helpfully yelled, "You just ate moose shit." Nice. That certainly sounds like something you'd expect from a bunch of 13-year-olds, but not the school principal? Later, the girl, who hadn't seen what happened to the boy, fell for the very same trick and the moose shit got caught in her braces. Oh noooo. She is described simply as having been "humiliated," which sounds like the understatement of the year. For their involvement in this disgusting incident, the three staff members have apparently been disciplined, and one hopes that involves being forced to eat a bunch of "chocolate-covered almonds" while being laughed at by the entire school.


    Class Canoe Trip Turns to Shit After Parent Chaperone Tricks Kids Into Eating Moose Poop
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    All the school officials involved in this should be sent to the Tossed Salad Guy.

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    I've had moose "droppings" and it's quite delicious. Sucks for the two kids who ate that shit for real.

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    Wow the staff should be fired and the parent chaperones shouldn't be allowed to chaperone again seeing as they aren't very good at it!!
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    Sounds like everyone involved needs to have a swift kick in their moose knuckles.

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    What a shitty thing to do.
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    Oh Crap!

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    Seriously though, this is what happens in Manitoba.

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    Because there's nothing else to do in Manitoba.

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    'Toban here. Yes, eating moose droppings is a popular pastime. That, and beheadings.
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    You just can't find good shit just anywhere!!
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    I don't mean to be disparaging of the province, I'm just teasing. I've got relatives in Winterpeg and even they joke about how little there is to do there.

    I've had moose droppings (the chocolate kind) and they're yummy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart_leigh View Post
    I've had moose "droppings" and it's quite delicious. Sucks for the two kids who ate that shit for real.

    Haha, I love candies that seem gross, but funny. In Ohio, we have pig poop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers View Post
    Haha, I love candies that seem gross, but funny. In Ohio, we have pig poop.
    That's nothing to be advertising.
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