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    Default Dumbass Hulk-wannabe paints himself green, discovers paint won't wash off

    Just all types of FAIL in this story:

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    I need a soaper-hero! Wannabe Incredible Hulk covers himself in green paint... and then discovers it won't come off



    Colour crisis! Hulk prankster Enrique dos Santos was left red-faced when his green paint refused to budge

    It's not easy being green - as one Brazilian man proved when he painted himself to look like the Incredible Hulk - and found the colour wouldn't wash off.

    Pool attendant Paulo Henrique dos Santos, from Vila Cruzeiro, dressed up as the comic book hero for a running event, but got a nasty shock when the time came to remove the green paint.

    After frantic scrubbing, the hapless chap realised he'd used a paint reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines.

    According to Brazilian news site Extra.globo.com, Paulo had hoped to buy a brand of paint he'd used on a previous outing as the Hulk, but the shop he went to didn't have it.

    Desperate to undo his inking, the would-be superhero spent Sunday and Monday having 'about 20 baths,' and was forced to sleep in a room lined with plastic bags.

    He feared the industrial paint could actually give him lead poisoning, though he appears to have had no symptoms.




    Instant celebrity: The action hero look proved a hit with local children in Vila Cruzeiro


    The 35-year-old, who also works as a DJ in Rio de Janeiro and is known as MC Marronzinho, has achieved overnight celebrity in his local area.

    As if being bright green wasn't embarrassing enough, the local press ran pictures of his mother trying to remove the paint - and referred to her as his girlfriend.



    Maternal mix-up: The hapless Hulk is helped by his mother - who media reports referred to as his girlfriend

    It was only after being scrubbed by a gang of friends and neighbours for 24 hours that Paulo finally removed the stubborn staining.

    So was he left feeling blue? Amazingly, Paulo says he doesn't regret the incident.
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    Dear God but that is all kinds of fucking funny
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    Is it wrong that I freaking my ass off!
    He looks really fustrated...what a freaking moron

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    Stupido.
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    And look at the pic of his mama scrubbing him with "The Look" on her face (y'all mamas in here know "The Look"), like "Boy, I told you not to paint yourself and you did it anyway, didn't you?" She looks as if she wants to hit him with the scrub brush.
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    this is funny!!
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    Everything about this article is funny, I especially love that they are scrubbing him with a toilet bowl brush.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    And look at the pic of his mama scrubbing him with "The Look" on her face (y'all mamas in here know "The Look"), like "Boy, I told you not to paint yourself and you did it anyway, didn't you?" She looks as if she wants to hit him with the scrub brush.
    Not just scrubbing him, but with a toilet brush. HAHAHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Not just scrubbing him, but with a toilet brush. HAHAHAHA
    Hey, I wouldn't use my good sponges or dishrags on this fool either!
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    This was hysterical. It just got funnier and funnier as it went. I will admit that I am curious about the paint. Where the fuck did he buy paint used on missiles/submarines at? The hardware store down the street? The local army surplus store?

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    I was laughing before I even clicked the thread. What a moron!

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    The look on his face is PRICELESS!

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    LOL fucking moron!
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    Yeah he's pretty stupid to paint himself with industrial paint, but at least he got some fame (or infamy) out of it so no harm done I guess.

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    At least it washed off after a while, I thought he couldn't get it off at all.

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