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    Make Way For Nonomom: Mexican Woman Pregnant with Nine Babies


    Mexican news outlets are reporting that a woman from the Texas-adjacent state of Coahuila is pregnant with nonuplets — that's nine babies.

    Karla Vanessa Perez is scheduled to give birth to six girls and three boys on May 20th.

    "It's very early to think of names for the babies," said Perez, who underwent fertility treatments prior to conceiving. "First I hope that everything goes well."

    Indeed, there have been only two recorded deliveries of nonuplets, and in both cases none of the babies survived more than a few days.

    Make Way For Nonomom: Mexican Woman Pregnant with Nine Babies
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    Human beings were not meant to have litters.
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    NueveMom Cometh!! Mexican Woman Reportedly Pregnant with NINE Kids

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    Adios OctoMom ... 'cause there's a lady in Mexico who's reportedly pregnant with NINE KIDS!!!!

    According to reports, NueveMom has been identified as Karla Vanessa Perez ... who's one month away from giving birth to 6 girls and 3 boys.

    Just like Nadya Suleman, NueveMom reportedly had fertility treatments leading up to the multiple pregnancy.

    NueveMom told Mexico's Notimex news agency, "It's very early to think of names for the babies ... first I hope that everything goes well."

    So far, it's unclear if Perez is married ... rich ... sane, etc.
    NueveMom Cometh -- Mexican Woman Karla Vanessa Perez Reportedly Pregnant with NINE Kids | TMZ.com

    I posted this from TMZ for the awesomely scary stomach pic.

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    That looks positively painful. No thanks.
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    1) That picture is revolting
    2) I keep reading the title as NomNomNom

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    This definitely is not nommy.
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    Octomom tries to have more IVF in 5...4...3....2.....
    Free Charmed.

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    i was going to beg for no stomach pics but i'm too late

    Quote Originally Posted by DeChayz View Post
    2) I keep reading the title as NomNomNom
    haha, me too!
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    ^^Neither of the above pics is of soon to be Nonomom ; dlisted has one, but I haven't figured out how to post pics with my phone.

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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Holy crap, that belly!! Aaaargh! What has been seen cannot be unseen!
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    For a minute I thought this thread was about Jessica Simpson.
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    See, here's what I don't get, there have only been two other deliveries with this number of babies and none of the babies survived. Why on earth wouldn't someone do selective reduction in order to give one or two babies a real chance? As with a lot of the other parents who have had litters, I imagine they'll claim that all of the babies are a gift from God and it's not for them to decide.

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    NueveMom FRAUD??? Univision Calls BS on Pregnancy

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    NueveMom is no mas ... this according to Univision ... which has information that could prove the woman who was allegedly pregnant with 9 babies ... isn't really pregnant at all.

    Univision published a report ... claiming a reporter spoke with a Mexican doctor who performed an ultrasound on Karla Vanessa Perez ... and determined her uterus was "empty."

    The doctor told a reporter ... she was unaware of any other ultrasounds that may have been performed ... and says the local Health Dept. is trying to find out who told Karla she was pregnant in the first place.

    So, for now .... hasta la vista, baby ... baby ... baby ... baby ... baby ... baby ... baby ... baby ... baby.
    NueveMom FRAUD??? Univision Calls BS on Pregnancy | TMZ.com

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