Groundbreaking School to Make Kids’ Free Condom Dreams Come True
Fed up with a high pregnancy rate and unstoppable rampaging teen hormones, one Massachusetts school is one step closer to kicking off a program that would give students age 12 and up free prophylactics.
Possible slogan for the new program — Condoms: Because they're going to fuck, anyway.
A surprisingly realistic Springfield, Massachusetts panel conceded that yes, it probably made sense to give students access to free condoms at school after a similar program was enacted in a nearby district in 2004. Springfield currently bears the dubious distinction of being 4th in the state for teen birth rates, and school and health officials hope the new condoms for kids program will give students access to protection against both pregnancy and STDs.
The proposed program would alert district parents of the free condoms program before it took effect, giving them the opportunity to opt out of it if they wish. Teens seeking to get condoms would also be given counseling as well as information on abstinence (which is easily one of the most condescending lecture an adult can give a kid, as young teenagers tend to be pretty well versed in how to not have sex).
The lone committee member who dissented said he was troubled by the fact that 12-year-olds can't legally consent to sex in the state of Massachusetts.
But health officials lauded the Committee's decision as a positive step to help promote safety and health of teens.
As a teacher's kid who has borne witness to unintended consequences leading to the downfall of a number of well-intentioned policies, I predict that this will last about until the first faculty member gets pee from a urine-filled condom balloon on her shoes.
Groundbreaking School to Make Kids' Free Condom Dreams Come True
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If I were in charge - and maybe it's a good thing I'm not - there would be MANDATORY condoms handed out every morning in homeroom. That way the kids who are sexually active would have them handy, without any effort or embarrassment, and the ones who aren't? Free water balloons!
Win-win.
i love it!Possible slogan for the new program — Condoms: Because they're going to fuck, anyway.
"This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag
12 year olds? No.
plus boys need to have condoms to practice on when they start getting it stiff, its just not fun when its the first time and no one knows where to put and how and then its on the ear and jizz gets everywhere
we don't have to make love to have an orgasm
Yeah that's too young imo.Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl
They don't know they're too young. The majority of 12 year olds won't be having sex but the ones that are should have some sort of protection and not just have it withheld due to age.
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Yes, but if you introduce condoms and responsible sex ed at age 12, they become less "mysterious" and you've desensitized the students to birth control before they really need it (I hope - cuz sex at 12 sounds like a really bad idea). Also, many girls have their periods at age 12 so you better have talked sex ed by then. Put me in the emphatically good idea category!
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