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    Elite Member witchcurlgirl's Avatar
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    Default This Is What Happens When You Try to Steal a Girl Scoutís Cookie Money

    A pair of men who stole cookie money from a Houston area Girl Scout troop got a little more than they bargained for when one of the girls punched one cookie thief in the face and another girl held onto the car as it drove away. The perps are still at large, but they best move far, far away and change their names lest the get a green vested beat down for the ages.

    The entrepreneurial troop had been selling their delicious wares for about 4 hours outside of a Wal-Mart on Saturday when a man approached the girls asking about cookie flavors. Another man pulled up in a car, and the first man grabbed the cookie cash and tried to make a run for it. But rather than letting the thieves escape, two of the girls chased after the men.

    One grabbed onto the car and was dragged for a short distance, while the other reached into the passenger side window and punched the rapscallion in the face. Eventually, the robbers escaped with the $200 or so they stole, but at what cost? At the end of the day, they still took something that belonged to the Girl Scouts and got themselves punched in the face in the process, making an army of lifelong enemies and giving at least one Girl Scout a delicious first taste of blood.

    When asked of the fate that awaited the perpetrators, Girl Scout senior Rachel Johnson said, "Who steals from a Girl Scout? I mean, seriously, it's like the worst thing ever. I hope your face hurts from when Iravia punched you — jerks!"

    For as the Girl Scout promise goes,

    On my honor,
    I will try
    To serve time
    if someone steals from or otherwise crosses my sister
    To be feared or risk living in fear,
    And to live by the Girl Scout Law:
    Blood in, blood out.

    This Is What Happens When You Try to Steal a Girl Scout's Cookie Money

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    Darn I was hoping they got caught. That is really mean.
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    Idiot scout could have gotten herself killed being dragged by a vehicle. Life should be worth a bit more than some cookie money
    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances


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    Let's get shedevil's opinion on this. **waits patiently**
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Let's get shedevil's opinion on this. **waits patiently**
    *joins greys in the wait*
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    The Girl Scouts teach young people a lot of good things, but one of them clearly needs to be that police exist and you should NOT risk your life for some cookie money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Let's get shedevil's opinion on this. **waits patiently**
    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    *joins greys in the wait*
    Ya'll know my opinion not a damn thing happens and the girl scout council still doesn't give a damn. As far as this case goes wtf? Where was the leader?
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