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    Default Dirty Diaper Forces Plane to Make Emergency Landing

    There's a new kind of dirty bomb we need to worry about while flying: poopy diapers.

    A Qantas plane was in mid-air between Darwin and Brisbane, Australia earlier this week when passengers began complaining that something smelled strange. Airline procedures dictate that the plane has to land ASAP when that happens, so they made an emergency stop in Mt. Isa. It was there that they determined the foul odor was coming from a dirty diaper that someone had thrown away in the bathroom nearest the cockpit. I shit you not.

    If making an emergency landing wasn't hassle enough, it then turned out that the Mt. Isa airport couldn't handle the large Boeing 767; so the passengers had to be removed from the plane using a forklift, which could only carry down five of them at a time. It took two hours to get everybody off the plane, and eventually a new plane took them to their destination. After that ordeal, the babies on that flight must have been getting some serious side eye.


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    What had they been feeding that child?

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    They can at times smell that bad! LMAO!!!

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    So the offending passenger couldn't have just fessed up to it? Asswipe.
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    Yet another reason why babies should be banned from planes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    What had they been feeding that child?
    That's what I'm wondering?!? Ive never smelled a diaper like that. I fold them up and throw them in a ziplock bag and toss 'em in the trash.

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    Mine has some really ripe ones when they were little. Still, I think if I saw the plane was going to land because of the smell, I would have said something to the flight attendants. Also, never been anywhere without a diaper bag with a water proof rubber pocket you can stick those really awful ones in until you're in a more appropriate place to toss it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    Yet another reason why babies should be banned from planes.
    LOL this!!!
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    Oh, it's been a long time but I remember that awful feeling when one of my kids pooped during takeoff and you knew you'd have to wait forever for the seat belt sign to go off to change that stinky diaper!

    My SIL always used to say that she was convinced the G force at takeoff sucked the poop out of their butts.

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    The arsewipe parent didn't bother to use a diaper bag, nor to dispose of the diaper correctly; they tried to flush the diaper and it got stuck. There is a wealth of warnings about not trying to put diapers or sanitary pads down the fucking toilet! Lazy, stupid shithead parents.
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    ...something smelled strange. Airline procedures dictate that the plane has to land ASAP when that happens, so they made an emergency stop...
    this is so stupid. i understand this if it smells like smoke, but i'm sure shit just smells like shit, even in an airplane. it should've been pretty easy to find out where if came from.
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    I don't know. Baby diapers can also smell like alien rhino sweat. Sometimes all you can think is, "Thuh hell did you EAT?"
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    ^^ alien rhino sweat. oh god, really? well, then i take it all back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBDSP View Post
    Oh, it's been a long time but I remember that awful feeling when one of my kids pooped during takeoff and you knew you'd have to wait forever for the seat belt sign to go off to change that stinky diaper!

    My SIL always used to say that she was convinced the G force at takeoff sucked the poop out of their butts.
    I've dreaded every takeoff for this reason. It's happened about eight of ten times. Ugh.

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    So, removing all the passengers by forklift (!) took two hours. If the smell were due to something dangerous, wouldn't some of the passengers be in serious trouble in that time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stef View Post
    ^^ alien rhino sweat. oh god, really? well, then i take it all back.
    Its super weird when they're primarily breast feeding, too, because mostly what they're eating is the same thing they ate yesterday/everyday. And yet still, the oddest smells can come from baby shit.

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