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    A Florida teenager who called 911 last week asked police to place her in a Christian children’s shelter because she “heard her mother having sex.”

    Responding to a domestic disturbance call Thursday around 4 AM, a cop questioned the mother and daughter at their Panama City residence, according to a police report. The duo had been involved in a “verbal altercation,” a cop noted.


    The girl, 15, told an officer that she wanted to go to a local shelter “because she heard her mother having sex” and “felt disrespected” by her 35-year-old parent’s actions. The teen acknowledged that “there was no form of abuse or neglect in the house.”


    The mother explained to police that she had invited her boyfriend over and “sometime during the visit, her daughter heard them having sex and became upset.” The woman added that “their bedrooms are next to each other and she didn’t intend to wake her daughter up.”


    After speaking with a representative from the shelter, the teen decided that she did not want to leave her home because “it was almost time for school.”


    The Panama City Police Department cop reported leaving a domestic rights brochure at the residence. (1 page)


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    Well that's awkward.

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    Ugh. Horrid child needs to get some headphones and an ipod.

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    Well someone's child has a stick up their ass. I'd beat the hell out of my kid if they pulled this one lmao.
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    So precious little snowflake can't take the facts of life, eh?

    Of course, all divorced mothers must remain chaste until their children exit the house. its just not Christian otherwise.
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    I wonder how many people she can hear going at it when the Spring Breakers all roll into town.

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    I remember the first time as a teen that I woke up and found a strange man in the house. It was a few years after my parents split, but it still sucked. Thank god I never heard my mom having sex with anyone when she started dating. Of course I'd know better than to be silly enough to call the cops, but since I've been in this kid's place (sort of, obviously my mom was more careful around us kids) I can understand the feeling. The idea of your parents having sex is always slightly gross as it is. Sounds like this mother wanted her daughter to hear, which is pretty weird if you ask me. At the very least, she obviously didn't give a fuck.
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    Go to the movies or something.
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    I remember when I was a teenager and encountering my mum's naked partner in the middle of the night as I was coming out of the bathroom as he was heading towards it. I simply snickered loud enough for him to hear and went back to bed. It was no big deal (hurr hurr). I knew and accepted that my mother was an adult and having a relationship with him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Thank god I never heard my mom having sex with anyone when she started dating. Of course I'd know better than to be silly enough to call the cops, but since I've been in this kid's place (sort of, obviously my mom was more careful around us kids) I can understand the feeling. The idea of your parents having sex is always slightly gross as it is. Sounds like this mother wanted her daughter to hear, which is pretty weird if you ask me. At the very least, she obviously didn't give a fuck.
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    i don't know how i feel about this. obviously calling the cops is too much but at the same time, i think it's a little distasteful to fuck your boyfriend when your bedroom is right next to your teenage daughter's.
    i get that it's not fair to expect divorced or single parents to put their love lives on hold until the kids are grown up and that all of that gets complicated when you're living in a small space with a kid, but at the same time i don't even get how you could even get in the mood knowing that your kid's going to hear you.
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    "911 What's your emergency?"

    "I need to go to a Christian children's shelter because my mom is an adulterous whore."

    "whaa..?"

    "Sex OUTSIDE marriage! I can hear them!" *sobs*

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    i don't know how i feel about this. obviously calling the cops is too much but at the same time, i think it's a little distasteful to fuck your boyfriend when your bedroom is right next to your teenage daughter's.
    i get that it's not fair to expect divorced or single parents to put their love lives on hold until the kids are grown up and that all of that gets complicated when you're living in a small space with a kid, but at the same time i don't even get how you could even get in the mood knowing that your kid's going to hear you.
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    I don't think there's enough there to say if mom was loud, or if daughter just heard a bed squeak and freaked out.

    The mother explained to police that she had invited her boyfriend over and “sometime during the visit, her daughter heard them having sex and became upset.” The woman added that “their bedrooms are next to each other and she didn’t intend to wake her daughter up.”
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    I think there's enough to say that a call to 911 was entirely unwarranted.

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