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    A South Carolina man's brother died after police said he was forced to eat cocaine hidden in his brother's backside.
    Both brothers were taken into custody on allegations they had drugs in their car.
    But police told Charleston, S.C., TV station WCIV there were additional drugs hidden in 23-year-old Deangelo Mitchell's backside.
    Officers said Deangelo Mitchell convinced his brother, 20-year-old Wayne Mitchell, to swallow the ounce of cocaine to hide the evidence. He died soon afterward.
    "It's sickening," North Charleston Police Chief Jon Zumalt told WCIV. "I got upset when I saw the thing. I was pretty shocked on it."
    Deangelo Mitchell already bonded out of jail on the drug charge, but now police are looking for him again on charges of involuntary manslaughter.
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    Let this be a lesson to all who wanted to try this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Let this be a lesson to all who wanted to try this.
    Yes, I know, BUTT
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    I miss Buttmunch.
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    Cocainus.
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    Meh...That gene pool needed a good douching. I love my brother, but not enough to do something like that. I said What what in the butt indeed...

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    Dumbass. (No pun intended)
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    darwin award?

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    Crack IS Whack. Now, Crack from a Crack is Whacker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    Dumbass. (No pun intended)
    Or maybe Numbass? (the bad puns will drag this thread into 2013)
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    Meh...That gene pool needed a good douching. I love my brother, but not enough to do something like that. I said What what in the butt indeed...
    Or a colonic irrigation, in this case.

    Any amusement I felt after reading this was replaced with sadness at how stupid and depraved a large portion of humanity is. Hope this guy never had a chance to reproduce or rear children.

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    Now I've done some freaky things....
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    go on.....

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    Well, this has to be one of the most bizarre news stories I've heard in awhile.
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