Huzza...the Queen turns 80.

buttmunch · April 21st, 2006, 07:06 AM

I'm sitting here watching a bunch of kids forced to curtsy and bow to this pampered old bat who has the poorest excuse for a smile plastered on her face while she dreams of being anywhere but there, mingling with the commong folk. Are people really still in thrall of royalty? Do they really think being a member of the lucky sperm club is something to revere? If this woman actually did something worthy, like pick up trash off the street or sit with a terminally ill child and comforted them, I'd be more likely to curtsy than the fact that she made it to eighty fucking years old. Big fucking deal. Grrrr.....royalty blows.

darksithbunny · April 21st, 2006, 08:12 AM

Wow. I thought she was near 100? Think Charles will become king? I think it's kinda cool to watch that stuff sometimes but I wouldn't want any of my money paying for it.

I am kinda looking forward for William to get it.

bella · April 21st, 2006, 08:25 AM

The Queen is just a ridiculous waste of our money. Even all her millions, cant make her smile, I dn't see why her 80th birthday would. She's a wissened old trout. Yeah I hate the queen.

Butterfly · April 21st, 2006, 08:34 AM

She is only 80?

ourmaninBusan · April 21st, 2006, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by bella

The Queen is just a ridiculous waste of our money. Even all her millions can't make her smile, I don't see why her 80th birthday would. She's a wizened old trout. Yeah I hate the queen.

"Bitter jealous fatties, the lot of you!
Out! Out I say!"
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bella · April 21st, 2006, 11:26 AM

Do you know what bugs me more than the Queen? People who actually make a post just to point out another person's typos and spelling errors?

buttmunch · April 21st, 2006, 01:02 PM

Eh, we all mis-spell at times and I can't be arsed to use spell check while on here. Anyway, she is a dried up old bag who smiles like someone just pinched her nipple terribly hard. Charles will never be kind. The Queen knows he'll cock the whole thing up and will keep herself going until Chuck kicks it. William, hopefully, will dismantle the whole thing.

**Mr. Authority** · April 21st, 2006, 04:16 PM

What's the point of having a Queen or a royal family for that manner if they don't run the country. I know the UK is run by a pariliament and that the royal family is just a monarchy image, but all they do is provide tabloid stories. Don't the Brits get tired of hearing or seeing them?

bella · April 22nd, 2006, 01:58 PM

Of course we do. See our comments above!

Grimmlok · April 23rd, 2006, 02:40 AM

They should die in car crashes more often.

A*O · April 23rd, 2006, 04:13 AM

Yeah well, she's not the Queen of America so what's the problem?

UndercoverGator · April 23rd, 2006, 04:40 AM

Who else would star in all those delicious British tabloids stories if it weren't for "The Lucky Sperm Club"? I love their foilables and screw ups. No matter where I've lived in the world I keep running across the British rags that promeniently feature them.

buttmunch · April 23rd, 2006, 04:48 AM

I also take offense at the idea of these people being called 'highness', which to me means they are somehow higher than me or you simply because they popped out of a certain womb that was inseminated by a certain sperm. Absurd. Back in the days when people thought royalty derived their power from God, maybe I would have bought it, but now? Forget about it.

UndercoverGator · April 23rd, 2006, 04:50 AM

Yes, after hearing all the royal tittle tattle we know for a fact that they are as stupid, venial and ridiculous as the rest of us.