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    Default Teacher Totally Ruins Christmas For 7-Year-Olds

    Last week during a geography lesson at George W. Miller Elementary School in Nanuet, NY, children in Leatrice Ann Eng's class told her that they know about the North Pole because that's where Santa Claus lives. Deciding that it was high time the second-graders faced reality, Eng informed them that Santa isn't real and their Christmas presents are purchased by their parents. (Special message to junior Jezebel readers: This lady was sorely mistaken. And in case you were wondering, Santa has a toy factory in China and he and your mom just have remarkably similar handwriting.) Eng is now calling each child's parents to apologize for making this an exceptionally uncomfortable holiday and planting seeds of doubt about the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy.



    Teacher Totally Ruins Christmas For Deluded 7-Year-Olds
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    Yeah, she's a scroogy bitch, but I kinda laughed.

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    Idiot woman. There is such a short window of magic and wonderment. She should be put out to rain on other parades.
    Not teacher of the year.
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    Mean ass bitch. They only believe for such a short while, why take that from them?
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    I wonder what the parents of those darlings think.
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    She's a bitch and was out of line, but by age 7, most kids have started to figure out their parents have been lying to them anyway, teehee.

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    If she doesn't wise up, she's going to find out that the Tenure Fairy isn't real either.

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    I say fire the bitch! There are tons of people who would love her job. *only partly kidding*
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    My son informed everyone that "electronics don't come from Santa but everything else does and it's free BUT NOT ELECTRONICS"
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    What a bitch
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    what???? Santa isn't real??
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    *hugs MsDeb yes there is a Santa don't listen to that bitch
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    Santa is indeed real. The rest of us just don't see him because we're naughty

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    I hate people like that. Meany.

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    what a bitch.
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