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    A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.
    Rossie Brovent wants 60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.

    Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back.

    Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

    Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.

    Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".

    She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.

    "Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."
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    That Viral Story About The Poor Woman Stuck With The Poop Tattoo? Sorry, It’s Totally Full Of Crap.

    That viral story about the Ohio man who purportedly tattooed a pile of excrement on the back of his wayward girlfriend?

    Fake. Fake. Fake.

    As the fable goes, “Rossie Brovent” was expecting her boyfriend, “Ryan L. Fitzjerald,” to ink a scene from “Narnia” on her back. Instead, having found out that “Rossie” had cheated on him, a vindictive “Fitzjerald” retaliated by delivering a tattoo of a steaming, swirly pile of excrement encircled by several flies.

    “Rossie” claimed “Fitzgerald” tricked her into drinking a bottle of “cheap wine” and tequila shots, which incapacitated her for most of the time it took him to ink the tattoo.

    According to the story--which is accompanied by a photo of the purported tattoo--“Brovent” this month filed a $100,000 civil lawsuit against “Fitzjerald.” The former couple are described as “trailer park residents” from Dayton in the story.

    As seen above, the photo appears legitimate. In fact, it first surfaced online about 18 months ago as part of a “Worst Tattoo of the Day” post on the blog I Am Bored.

    The image reappeared this week--complete with a backstory about the fractured love of “Rossie” and “Ryan”--on a sketchy “weird news” web site that appears to be dedicated to ginning up its Googe AdSense impressions.

    A review of court indices, of course, shows no such civil complaint has ever been filed (either in federal or state court) by “Brovent.” James Druber, administrator of the Montgomery County Common Pleas Court (where Dayton residents file their six-figure complaints), said that he had heard nothing about the purported tattoo lawsuit.

    Additionally, a review of the Nexis database turns up no “Rossie Brovent,” or, in fact, anyone with that surname. And a search for “Ryan Fitzjerald” (with or without the middle initial “L”) turns up nobody with that name.

    Records for Dayton and Montgomery County show no evidence that “Fitzjerald” (or “Fitzgerald”) has been licensed as a tattoo parlor operator or employee, according to Alan Pierce, an official with the Public Health department.

    That Viral Story About The Poor Woman Stuck With The Poop Tattoo? Sorry, It
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    Too bad this story is fake, cuz it's all kinds of awesome trash!

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    Right up there with Charlie Sheen dying in a snowboard accident.
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