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Old April 17th, 2006, 09:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Easter Bunny clocks woman in back of the head at a mall

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APRIL 17--A Florida mall dispute ended Saturday night with the arrest of the Easter Bunny on battery charges. The rambunctious rabbit (aka Arthur McClure, 22) was nabbed after he allegedly struck a mall visitor who beefed about the early closure of a photo line on which kids and parents waited for a snapshot with the cuddly character. According to Fort Myers Police Department reports, patron Erin Johansson complained to the Easter Bunny's assistant (Crystal Frechette, 25) and the two women began to argue. That's when Frechette (who's married to McClure) allegedly punched Johansson in the face. At that point, the report notes, the 280-pound McClure removed his costume's head and joined the fray, clocking Johansson in the back of her head. McClure and Frechette, pictured below in Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shots, were each charged with two misdemeanors for their alleged roles in the brawl. McClure's occupation is listed as "Easter Bunny" on the arrest report, which also notes that he has a bear head tattooed on his right arm.
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Old April 18th, 2006, 10:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Why did this make me laugh so hard? Maybe because I could picture it.
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Old April 18th, 2006, 10:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The only way it could be funnier is if it was Mississippi and not Florida! I could see some of the rednecks around here doing that! And the sad part is, the Easter Bunny would be the biggest redneck!!
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That wascally wabbit!
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Old April 18th, 2006, 11:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old April 19th, 2006, 12:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I had to read that twice................easter bunny on battery charges..............i though his duracel had run out!!
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