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    I have been listening to the radio here and they are reporting some disturbance where people were trying to run off some Canadian Geese, the geese retaliated, and the people responded by chasing and beating the geese with sticks and destroying their nests and eggs. Ummm..wouldn't that be illegal?..The radio DJ woman is furious and has been calling all kind of agencies and callers calling in are furious. Will update this as soon as I can find some actual local news source reporting on this. Stupid Ohio people!!!!
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    Geese up here are like rats. Theyre EVERYWHERE. They take over parks, ponds, they shit every where and they eat all the foliage. They don't even fly south for the winter a lot of the time! They also attack people, they chase them, peck at them...
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    Pfft. I've been walking down the street and had geese attack me. Stupid things.
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    I know they are like pigeons here and especially take over golf courses and corporate parks(with all that grass and those artificial lakes) but people were apparently disturbing them and then they were actually attacked and beaten with sticks! and their nests and eggs were destroyed! Does not sound right and alot fo people on the radio are pissed and are calling different wildlife agiencies, etc. I think beating geese with sticks sucks!
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    We have so many geese they are called air rats or air carp. I've trained my dog to herd them off of our property.

    These suckers haven't flown south for about 10 years. The state actually loads geese into semis as part of a catch and release program.
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    They had to do that here in toronto, at High Park. They were infesting the place and attacking children.
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    I have a pond right behind my place. It used to be that if I wanted to use my deck, my son would have to chase off the geese and stand guard with a broom.

    Those fuckers are ballsy, and they charged us more times then I can count. Try bbq'ing with one eye out for those dumb birds.

    And don't even get me started on the health issues from all the slippery slimy deceased gooseshit all over my lawn...

    I finally got them to stop coming into my back yard when I put chicken wire over my fence.

    if I could get away with it, I would shoot all of those bastards.
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    Well the stupid things wander onto roads, and i'll be damned if I'm going to end up with a car in a ditch and possible injuries instead of foie gras all over the grill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank_Rizzo
    Soj, over the summer people ran over hundreds of Canadian Geese with a car. (In NE Ohio). I was soooo pissed.

    Kill something that you don't like. That's responsible.
    well I guess the execs at the radio station did not like the dj's sudden 'animal activism' and I have heard nothing since. All of this hullabaloo and now just nothing. I just don't see why they had to beat the geese with sticks and destroy their nests and eggs. Just sounds like it was going overboard to me. We have these creatures that actually adapt to our habitats like white-tailed deer and geese, and then they get rewarded for being successful by being hated and killed off. Sucks.
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    Or they get delicious prions....mmmmm prions

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ
    Or they get delicious prions....mmmmm prions
    mad geese disease?..mad deer disease?..anyone who would eat these deserves to get JCD!
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    some don't go to humans or other animals, there was a case with the deer back in '97 where it affected deer only, wiped out 1/4 of the population if I remember right, but I forget which state park

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    The Canada Goose problem in Toronto and Southern Ontario is just another example of humans meddling with Mother Nature. Now we have a HUGE goose problem and no real solutions so ya, if I could I would shoot them...

    Go read this article on how we fucked up the goose issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deckchick
    The Canada Goose problem in Toronto and Southern Ontario is just another example of humans meddling with Mother Nature. Now we have a HUGE goose problem and no real solutions so ya, if I could I would shoot them...

    Go read this article on how we fucked up the goose issue.

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    Well it is not nearly that bad here. That article made living in Toronto sound like a living hell of barren ground and people slipping in goose shit!
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    it really isn't...i've only noticed the geese down at the beaches and the waterfronts.

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