'I'm doing this chick': What naked man, 54, told officers who found him romping with woman, 71, in back of Buick Regal
A naked 71-year-old woman was caught by police having drunken sex with a man 17 years her junior on the back seat of a Buick Regal.
When the officer opened the car's rear door and asked the couple what they were doing, the man replied: 'I'm f***ing this chick.'
Tim Adams and Rita Daniels were arrested in a Michigan shopping centre parking lot on charges of indecent exposure.
Caught: Rita Daniels, 71, left, was called a 'chick' by Tim Adams, 54 when arrested in Farmington, Michigan, for having sex in the back of his car. Both were drunk and didn't know each other's names.
City of Farmington police officer Andrew Morche arrived outside Luigi's restaurant on the night of Semptember 3 after receiving a complaint from nearby diners, The SmokingGun reported.
He discovered the car windows were 'covered with heavy condensation' and that the vehicle was 'rocking slightly while parked', according to his police report.
Mr Morche moved round to the back of the 2002 Buick where he noted that septuagenarian Daniels was atop Adams, 'and the two were engaged in sexual activities'.
The car was parked in full view of a restaurant, whose customers included what appeared to be a 10-year-old-boy, the report stated.
A police investigation determined the pair had met for drinks at a nearby bar 'before moving to the back seat of the Buick'.
In full view: The elderly couple did not care they could be seen by diners in these nearby restaurants
Back seat: The 2002 Buick Regal, such as this one, was rocking and had its windows steamed when police arrived
When questioned by cops, neither Daniels nor Adams, both of whom were unsteady and smelled of alcohol, knew the other's name.
A breathalyser test recorded Daniels's blood alcohol content at nearly twice the state limit, the report stated.
The pair were taken into custody for indecent exposure and disorderly intoxication and booked into the local jail, where they were held until they became sober.
While in custody, the report stated, 'Adams decided to strip to his underwear'.
Misdemeanour charges against Daniels and Adams are pending in Michigan's 48th District Court, The Smoking Gun reported.