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    Default Man Sues White Castle Over Not Being Able To Fit Into The Booths

    Man Sues White Castle Over Booth Size and Harvest Moon Shines On The Web

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    By Adriana Diaz | Trending Now – 5 hrs ago

    Even though we live in a supersized world, bigger is not always better. One devoted White Castle customer is suing the restaurant chain because he can't fit into the restaurant's booths. Martin Kessman, who weighs 290 pounds, complained to management for more than two years after repeatedly knocking his knee into the tables' metal supports. After the 64-year-old New York stockbroker sent a series of letters of complaint to the chain, he received what he called condescending responses. White Castle sent him free hamburger coupons and promised that it would expand its booth sizes. But the booths were never changed and Kessman is now taking his case to federal court. He is suing for bigger chairs and unspecified damages because he says the eatery is violating the Americans with Disabilities Act. (He compares himself to pregnant women and the handicapped.) The lawsuit, however, has not put an end to Kessman's love of mini burgers. Now, instead of going to White Castle himself, he sends his wife.

    Source: Man Sues White Castle Over Booth Size and Harvest Moon Shines On The Web | Trending Now - Yahoo! News
    So he complains, they send him coupons, he continues to eat there and then sues, still eating there and now sends his wife. If I didnt read this I wouldnt believe it. Why not just stop eating there?

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    Dude, no one eats AT White Castle; you pick up your tasty goods and either park & eat or take it home! Duh!

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    I think he is more money hungry than anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I think he is more money hungry than anything.
    I don't know, at too-big-to-fucking-fit, he may be hamburger hungry, too

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    This is just so disgusting and ridiculous-this asshole just needs to be run over by a taxi and killed.

    If ya can't fit in the fucking booth cause you got too fat eating burgers, then ya don't need to be in a White Castle anymore anyways ya stupid fuck!

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    Fatty needs to STFU.
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    Krystal's better anyway, imo. Plus, they're probably more used to accomodating the chub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    This is just so disgusting and ridiculous-this asshole just needs to be run over by a taxi and killed.

    If ya can't fit in the fucking booth cause you got too fat eating burgers, then ya don't need to be in a White Castle anymore anyways ya stupid fuck!
    Agreed. People just looking to stick it to others. Fat fucker could have spent those two years slimming down so he could fit in the fucking booth. PIG. If you're too fat to fit, you need to quit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockchick View Post
    Agreed. People just looking to stick it to others. Fat fucker could have spent those two years slimming down so he could fit in the fucking booth. PIG. If you're too fat to fit, you need to quit.
    And it is NOT a diatribe against fat people. This guy is just a stupid, greedy ass. Being heavy is not a disability like being paralyzed or something-they should not have to make bigger booths just because some people are large-this is no different than a 'little person' complaining that the booths are too high, or a thin person complaining that the booths are too wide, or a very tall person complaining that the ceilings are too low.

    This guy just needs to get over it.

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    Holy shit! You'd think it would EMBARRASS the man to address a raging, out of control weight issue!!

    What a fucking tool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockchick View Post
    Agreed. People just looking to stick it to others. Fat fucker could have spent those two years slimming down so he could fit in the fucking booth. PIG. If you're too fat to fit, you need to quit.
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    I think they should countersue for the stress and damage to their property from his fat ass. The value of that booth has depreciated significantly due to his improper use.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeChayz View Post
    Dude, no one eats AT White Castle; you pick up your tasty goods and either park & eat or take it home! Duh!

    This is so true.
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    I had no idea White Castle still existed.
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