Man Sues White Castle Over Not Being Able To Fit Into The Booths

**NVash** · September 12th, 2011, 05:24 PM

Man Sues White Castle Over Booth Size and Harvest Moon Shines On The Web

By Adriana Diaz

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Even though we live in a supersized world, bigger is not always better. One devoted White Castle customer is suing the restaurant chain because he can't fit into the restaurant's booths. Martin Kessman, who weighs 290 pounds, complained to management for more than two years after repeatedly knocking his knee into the tables' metal supports. After the 64-year-old New York stockbroker sent a series of letters of complaint to the chain, he received what he called condescending responses. White Castle sent him free hamburger coupons and promised that it would expand its booth sizes. But the booths were never changed and Kessman is now taking his case to federal court. He is suing for bigger chairs and unspecified damages because he says the eatery is violating the Americans with Disabilities Act. (He compares himself to pregnant women and the handicapped.) The lawsuit, however, has not put an end to Kessman's love of mini burgers. Now, instead of going to White Castle himself, he sends his wife.

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So he complains, they send him coupons, he continues to eat there and then sues, still eating there and now sends his wife. If I didnt read this I wouldnt believe it. Why not just stop eating there?

**DeChayz** · September 12th, 2011, 05:27 PM

Dude, no one eats AT White Castle; you pick up your tasty goods and either park & eat or take it home! Duh!

**McJag** · September 12th, 2011, 05:28 PM

I think he is more money hungry than anything.

**venue_26** · September 13th, 2011, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by McJag

I think he is more money hungry than anything.

I don't know, at too-big-to-fucking-fit, he may be hamburger hungry, too

**Sojiita** · September 13th, 2011, 01:54 PM

This is just so disgusting and ridiculous-this asshole just needs to be run over by a taxi and killed.

If ya can't fit in the fucking booth cause you got too fat eating burgers, then ya don't need to be in a White Castle anymore anyways ya stupid fuck!

**VenusInFauxFurs** · September 13th, 2011, 02:06 PM

Fatty needs to STFU.

**Laurent** · September 13th, 2011, 02:09 PM

Krystal's better anyway, imo. Plus, they're probably more used to accomodating the chub.

**rockchick** · September 13th, 2011, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by Sojiita

This is just so disgusting and ridiculous-this asshole just needs to be run over by a taxi and killed.

If ya can't fit in the fucking booth cause you got too fat eating burgers, then ya don't need to be in a White Castle anymore anyways ya stupid fuck!

Agreed. People just looking to stick it to others. Fat fucker could have spent those two years slimming down so he could fit in the fucking booth. PIG. If you're too fat to fit, you need to quit.

**Sojiita** · September 13th, 2011, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by rockchick

Agreed. People just looking to stick it to others. Fat fucker could have spent those two years slimming down so he could fit in the fucking booth. PIG. If you're too fat to fit, you need to quit.

And it is NOT a diatribe against fat people. This guy is just a stupid, greedy ass. Being heavy is not a disability like being paralyzed or something-they should not have to make bigger booths just because some people are large-this is no different than a 'little person' complaining that the booths are too high, or a thin person complaining that the booths are too wide, or a very tall person complaining that the ceilings are too low.

This guy just needs to get over it.

**Snoopy** · September 13th, 2011, 10:20 PM

Holy shit! You'd think it would EMBARRASS the man to address a raging, out of control weight issue!!

What a fucking tool.

**cherrypye** · September 14th, 2011, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by rockchick

Agreed. People just looking to stick it to others. Fat fucker could have spent those two years slimming down so he could fit in the fucking booth. PIG. If you're too fat to fit, you need to quit.

It's like Johnnie Cochran came back from the dead and possessed rockchick!

I love this saying and promise to use it at least 2 times today!

**OrangeSlice** · September 14th, 2011, 06:19 PM

I think they should countersue for the stress and damage to their property from his fat ass. The value of that booth has depreciated significantly due to his improper use.