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    Default Woman Wins Right To Watch Porn and Masturbate At Work

    Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work


    Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn using her work's computer, no less legally.
    Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:
    "I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."
    Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.
    So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.
    Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won.
    Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances.
    Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work
    "But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin

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    OMG. They should put plastic covers on her keyboard. Oh,yuk!
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    Perfect "work from home" candidate.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Good old Brazil!!!
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    Do they still make those butterfly things that you just strap on and it vibrates away?

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    47 times a day? How does she get work done? Doesnt that tire her out at all?

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    If she needs to masturbate that much, I am sure that she isn't being productive at work.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    People complain that smokers take too many breaks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    People complain that smokers take too many breaks...
    Hey, that's a good point.
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    Is it wrong that I thought about Alice when I read this?

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    If it's wrong, I was wrong right along with you.
    "But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin

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    She needs a home webcam.. and post online for $ = win/win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Is it wrong that I thought about Alice when I read this?
    Only if you masturbated.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Venus can recruit her to share her talents on webcam, as long as she's open to putting sharpies up her pooper. Which is probably a safe bet, she doesn't sound like she knows the meaning of boundaries. No offense Venus, you do good work.
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