Can't stop swearing? Get CussControl!

**Grimmlok** · March 25th, 2006, 07:37 AM

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My god, these people are retards. No, they're fucking retards. there, now I feel better, but unfortunately that little spate of foul sounding invective now indicates that I am an example of the following fucking retarded labels:

Swearing Imposes a Personal Penalty
It gives a bad impression
It makes you unpleasant to be with
It endangers your relationships
It's a tool for whiners and complainers
It reduces respect people have for you
It shows you don't have control
It's a sign of a bad attitude
It discloses a lack of character
It's immature
It reflects ignorance
It sets a bad example

Swearing is Bad for Society
It contributes to the decline of civility
It represents the dumbing down of America
It offends more people than you think
It makes others uncomfortable
It is disrespectful of others
It turns discussions into arguments
It can be a sign of hostility
It can lead to violence

Swearing corrupts the English language
It's abrasive, lazy language
It doesn't communicate clearly
It neglects more meaningful words
It lacks imagination
It has lost its effectiveness

Yes, as everyone knows when I use a cuss word my next impule is to smash the nearest person in the face on a totally unrelated matter. How that doesn't communicate what I'm feeling clearly is beyond me, but there you have it.

Think the world needs more moralizing by uptight pantloads who have nothing better to do? Then CussControl is for you!

**merricontrary** · March 25th, 2006, 07:43 AM

lacks imagination? and i always thought 'fuck you, you fucking fuck' was brill!

**deckchick** · March 25th, 2006, 08:05 AM

Fucking fuckers need to fuck off

**UndercoverGator** · March 25th, 2006, 09:00 AM

fucktards need to relax.

They don't realize it really depends on the context. I remember reading in David Simon's "Homicide: A Year on the Street" that one policeman could read the Gettysburg Address to a roomful of cops using only the word "Fuck" and every man in the joint would fully understand what he said.

**darksithbunny** · March 25th, 2006, 09:05 AM

What kind of shit is all the fucking piss? Those motherfuckers can suck my dick. Assfaces.
WOAH. I really had to hold back there! I cuss all the time. Can't help it. Grew up with my Grandfather and my aunt whos favorite word was shit and it has passed on to me and I am proud!

Funny too cuz my hubby was a sailor and he said my mouth was worse than anyone he ever heard on his ship. Said I also said words he never heard before which I think is speaking VOLUMES!! heehee.

Can't help it. I have expressive creative language syndrome!

**missbazilb** · March 27th, 2006, 05:16 PM

My favourite was when a friend of mine and I were out together. I can't remember what caused her to say it, but it was, "Jesus Christ Motherfucker Cocksucker".

There was a lady near us who just about fell over. I just about fell over laughing!

**LynnieD** · March 27th, 2006, 06:27 PM

Hey, all this swearing is fucking offending me! CHRIST have some fucking respect!

**buttmunch** · March 28th, 2006, 04:26 AM

It's a verb, it's a noun...

Great research article I read once about the endless variety of uses for the word 'fuck'. When the researcher was visiting a factory in the UK, he asked a man what was wrong. The man pointed to the machinary he was supposed to be operating and said, 'Fucking fucker's fucked'.