God bless you.
God bless you.
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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I did more than take notes, I drank about a gallon and those people on Long Island got it right. I can hardly wait 'til next July 4th.
Lawd at the carrying on in this thread! Bless their little hearts. Ya'll come on down, heah?
We'll sit out on the veranda and sip mint juleps or real iced tea, nibble on caramel cake sent straight from Heaven and just have ourselves a great time.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
I just want to secede from dumbasses. Bless their hearts.
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
Forgive my Aussie ignorance but is North Carolina considered part of the South? Because my great-great-grandfather was from an old NC family and he sailed into Sydney in the 1850s, knocked up a local girl and stayed. Does this make me part southern? It was just McJag's mention of caramel cake that made me want to delve into my genealogy.
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LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS... NUFF SAID!
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
You can have all the caramel cake you want, so long as you keep that vegemite to yourself, cuz.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Thanks. I don't think I want any of that sweet tea though, unless it's that special northern tea with all the booze in it.
It was the North bit that threw me - how far south can you be if you're North?
And apparently my gg-grandfather's family has an island named after them in NC. I don't think it's called McJag Island though so not sure if we're cousins.
"...to Malceski, is that the Grand Final? Sydney are Premiers!" D Cometti 29/09/2012
LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS... NUFF SAID!
Its because there are two Carolinas, North Carolina and South Carolina.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Its not far north, Carolina is split in two, so its just to deisgnate which half of Carolina you're talking about.
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FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
I guess I haven't studied the map closely for years (probably since I last read Gone With the Wind). I saw that DC wasn't that far and I always imagined it was further north, because Virginia is also south and seems like it's not even that far to the Canadian border if you jump a couple of states. Also I think my image of the south has always been GWTW or else real redneck, True Blood-type places which I pictured being right down the bottom near the Mississippi delta.
Off to google Mason Dixon line. Time I had a geography lesson.
"...to Malceski, is that the Grand Final? Sydney are Premiers!" D Cometti 29/09/2012
LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS... NUFF SAID!
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