Steak and BJ day.

buttmunch · March 15th, 2006, 04:13 AM

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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

via gawker.com

Can't believe I missed this one. Mr. Butt is going to really be pissed.

Tiara · March 15th, 2006, 05:33 AM

My bf emailed me this a few weeks ago, he thought it was hilarious, obviously

buttmunch · March 15th, 2006, 06:11 AM

So, did you hook him up?

mklady · March 15th, 2006, 07:09 AM

Shoot! Hubby is in Chicago, I must figure out a way to squash his attempts at worldy knowledge via the internet. This is "holiday" he would hold in high regard.

Tiara · March 15th, 2006, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by buttmunch

So, did you hook him up?

Did I hell as like!!! He just got 'the look'

darksithbunny · March 15th, 2006, 12:24 PM

I thought it was MAY 14?

LynnieD · March 15th, 2006, 01:46 PM

Oh well....he'll have to wait until next year!!