Creationism group to go door-to-door in Pennsylvania.

buttmunch · March 9th, 2006, 05:51 AM

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DOVER, Pa. -- A Philadelphia-based group that promotes creationism is planning to go door to door in Dover, York County on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.

Michael Marcavage, the director of the conservative organization Repent America, said his group is visiting Dover because they "want to be where the enemy is diligently attacking."

Last election, Dover voters elected a school board that is against the teaching of intelligent design in biology class.

Intelligent design states that the universe is so complex it must have been designed.

cnn.com

What I wouldn't do to live in Dover, PA. I'd have a chimp answer the door and offer them tea.

UndercoverGator · March 9th, 2006, 06:19 AM

I could so see you doing that too!

buttmunch · March 9th, 2006, 06:27 AM

And my Chimp will be named George.

SVZ · March 9th, 2006, 07:17 AM

can we have a fundraiser so we can buy a house there?

we can even put a jesus statue on the lawn.

Grimmlok · March 9th, 2006, 10:01 AM

No no, let's buy a house and when they ring the doorbell we can shoot them for being on our property.

UndercoverGator · March 9th, 2006, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Grimmlok

No no, let's buy a house and when they ring the doorbell we can shoot them for being on our property.

I knew it! You're really itching for a handgun and the Second Amendment aren't you?

Grimmlok · March 9th, 2006, 10:15 AM

No, in all fairness I'd rather use a blade and chop them into fishguts.

SVZ · March 9th, 2006, 12:08 PM

i think you totally missed the point of that argument frank_rizzo

Sojiita · March 9th, 2006, 01:23 PM

From now on instead of using "creationism" I am just going to substitute and use the word "cretinism". I would love to live there and invite them in..locking the door and then going on a rant about how all I do all day is practice voodoo, witchcraft, and worshipping the devil..pull out a few pentagrams..voodoo dolls, etc..and scare the living shit out of them!

UndercoverGator · March 9th, 2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sojiita

From now on instead of using "creationism" I am just going to substitute and use the word "cretinism". I would love to live there and invite them in..locking the door and then going on a rant about how all I do all day is practice voodoo, witchcraft, and worshipping the devil..pull out a few pentagrams..voodoo dolls, etc..and scare the living shit out of them!

I used to do that to Mormons when I lived in New Orleans, and puncuate my rant with a big bong hit and a shot of whiskey. Very effective.

Sojiita · March 9th, 2006, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by UndercoverGator

I used to do that to Mormons when I lived in New Orleans, and puncuate my rant with a big bong hit and a shot of whiskey. Very effective.

I used to do it to Republicans...

They were the only ones who would come around in this neighborhood. I would not invite them in the house..I would just get them up the walk and then move places with them(so I was between them and escape) and then I would go on a communist rant! Fun to see the reaction and how they would try to extricate themselves. I miss having fun like that...