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    Default Man suffocated by huge tits. LOL

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    Mum's giant chest suffocated boyfriend during sex



    By Douglas Wight, 04/04/2010



    BUSTY Claire Smedley's boyfriend nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex.

    The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped breathing.

    Claire, 27, boasts the second biggest bust in Britain* with her boobs weighing over a stone EACH.

    Today in an exclusive video interview she tells how Steven usually loved being smothered by them.

    "This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going," she said.

    "A few minutes later I noticed he'd stopped moving." By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.
    Claire said: "I was panicking and just about to call 999 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved."

    Startled Steven - who did not want to be photographed - added: "I did think my time had come.

    "I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.

    "The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising."

    Lucky Steven survived his ordeal, but the pair's relationship did not and they split three months ago.

    Claire, from Blackpool, said: "After that he went off sex."

    She is now single and is planning a career in modelling to turn her giant boobs into genuine assets.

    She added: "People think they're public property. Even in a supermarket people come up asking if they can touch them.

    "But if they can earn me a few pounds maybe some good will come out of them."

    *40M Donna Jones, 26, of Milton Keynes, has Britain's biggest bust.

    Woman's boyfriend nearly died when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex | News Of The World

    and for people who want to see Donna Jones: Britain's biggest breasts | With a 40M cup size Donna Jones has the largest boobs in the UK | News Of The World
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    Donna Jones' 40 M tig ol' bitties.

    Rock the fuck on!

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    So she took his breath away...literally?

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    This reminds me of way back when and Morganna,who had giant tits and would run out and surprise and kiss celebs or athletes. Those things were huge and just flopped like crazy when I saw her run out to kiss a baseball player. They could have been deadly weapons.

    Oh Lord, I did not realize that Morganna currently lives in Columbus...lol.

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    I know its late my end - but those 40LL is looking like 40LOLs LOL

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    But he would have died happy.
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    I can't picture what must have been going on. He could not use his hands or get her off him? A slap on the arm wasn't really trying imo. This sounds so stupid though, it has to be true.

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    Paging Colonel Hyde......
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    I would hate to have huge boobs like that. They must be tiring to have.
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    Think of the backache.
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    She said in the video she was on top of him and leaning forward, so must have been both crushing him with her weight (she's not thin) and smothering him with her monster boobs. He was like a pinned insect and could only flail his hands and maybe his feet.

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    Must be hard to get clothes.

    "This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going," she said.
    oh dear...

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    If I had to die that would be right up there with how I'd want it to happen! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    Paging Colonel Hyde......
    i saw the headline and i was coming in here to post that this should be a warning to colonel hyde.

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    I saw something similar on 1,000 Ways to Die. But the guy did die during sex.

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