Latest prison trend: EYEBALL TATTOOS

**buttmunch** · January 11th, 2010, 02:59 PM

Although we don't know much about style-behind-bars, we were aware of the body piercing and the tattooing that goes on in the cells...but two prisoners have opened our eyes to the newest self-mutilating trend: eye tattoos that change the sclera to be blue or even red.

When asked why he would do this to himself, David Boltjes (whose eyes are red) poetically remarked, "You can't ask why...the real question is why not," and his fellow inmate, blue-eyed Paul Inman explained that now, no one in the world would have the same color peepers as he has. Neither man would say how they managed to color their eyeballs, but both concurred it was extremely painful.Eye Tattoos Become Newest Trend In Prisons (VIDEO)

And here's the video. [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRfRrvx1QYQ[/YOUTUBE]

Can you imagine daddy coming out of prison and when you run your little four year old legs over to greet him he takes off his shades and suddenly it's SATAN staring down at you?

**nancydrew** · January 11th, 2010, 03:01 PM

Well thats a grand idea, really it is. All retarded fuckbags on this planet need to tat their eyes so they can be easily spotted.

**fgg** · January 11th, 2010, 03:14 PM

my eyes are watering just thinking about that!

**buttmunch** · January 11th, 2010, 03:16 PM

I once had to get ONE SHOT in the eye and I can't even begin to tell you how much it hurt. To do this is just fucked up in a way I can't get my head around.

**Sojiita** · January 11th, 2010, 03:48 PM

Absolutely horrifying.

**MsChiff** · January 11th, 2010, 03:55 PM

Omg, they look like the undead or something.. that is horrible but I guess if they are in prison the rest of their lives, that guy is right.. why not?

The guy with the blue looks like a pen got away from him, you can see all the flaws.. it's not flawless around the edges like the red guys is..lol

**RevellingInSane** · January 11th, 2010, 03:56 PM

The idiots who did this are inmates. If that isn't proof they a, have stupid ideas and b, are as dumb as dog shit, what is?

If I heard correctly, one guy said a hypoTHERMic needle could be used. SMH. Very intelligent guys pushing this future fad.

I guess they have never heard of contacts.

**MohandasKGanja** · January 11th, 2010, 04:01 PM

"30 Days of Night", coming to a prison near you.....

**A*O** · January 11th, 2010, 04:02 PM

"Police are currently looking for a perp with red eyes" Hmmmmmmm that should narrow it down.

**MsChiff** · January 11th, 2010, 04:03 PM

omg that is hysterical!!!!! ^

**cmmdee** · January 11th, 2010, 04:13 PM

Omg. What dumbasses. They look so scary! Especially the red ones! It says they're both facing discplinary action for doing this.

**Mivvi21** · January 11th, 2010, 05:16 PM

What a foolish thing to do. I guarantee that both of these idiots are going to regret doing this to themselves one of these days.

**Butterfly** · January 11th, 2010, 05:21 PM

Not going to even look at the pictures. It makes me sick just thinking about it. Thank god these morons are already in jail.

**Brookie** · January 11th, 2010, 05:21 PM

Well, one wrong move with your eyes and guess what? You don't have them anymore. If you've gotten yourself tossed in prison, somewhere there's already a screw loose.

**Beeyotch** · January 11th, 2010, 05:38 PM

I want to know how many eye infections these dumb shits got. Or if any of them lost their sight or even their eyes from it. Medical treatment for which is paid for by our tax $$ of course, all while non-criminal citizens can't get health insurance. Stupid assholes.