Mek Wok Kundor -
Erica Kane really has nothing on this lady right here. Mek Wok is 107-years-old and is searching for her 23rd husband. So if you see homegirl on Match.com, give her a poke.
Mek's current husband is currently treating his addiction to the bad shit in rehab in Kuala Lumpur. Mek thinks that's when he busts out of there, he's going to leave her for a younger piece. And get this shit, Mek's husband is only 37-years-old! This is beyond cougar shit.
Mek, whose friends call her Tok Wook (that's Malaysian for "
Dick Snatcher"), said she's going to visit her husband in rehab and tell him, "
that I am lonely without him and if he reciprocates, I will wait for him without thinking of another marriage." So, basically, Mek is giving him one last chance to do right by her vagina or she's going to find new peen. Well, played.
She refused to talk about her past marriages, but said, “
I am not searching for a man as handsome as our Prime Minister (Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak), but someone to accompany me in my twilight years. I realise that I am an aged woman. I don’t have the body nor am I a young woman who can attract anyone. My intention to remarry is to fill my forlornness and nothing more than that.”
Hugh Hefner is perfect for Mek! Like Mek, he's older than butter, he's got a strong pimp hand and he can't do sexy times without taking a defibrillator to his genitals. They have so much in common!
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107-year-old wants 23rd hubby
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