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    Toilet snake attack: urban legend comes true?
    TAIPEI (Reuters) – A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.
    "As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."
    The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.
    "As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."
    Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.
    Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by celeb_2006 View Post
    Toilet snake attack: urban legend comes true?
    TAIPEI (Reuters) – A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.
    "As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."
    The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.
    "As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."
    Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.
    Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.
    A. Looked down & saw the big snake - too FUNNY!!
    B. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean." yeah, especially when they are sitting in a toilet or chomping on some guys dick
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    I hope this doesn't put ideas in Jayla's head.
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    ok am I the only person who looks in a toilet before they sit on it because of horror stories like these?
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    ^^Me, too! Although where I live there's not much chance of finding anything venomous in there. Maybe just a rabid squirrel or angry grizzly bear, haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I hope this doesn't put ideas in Jayla's head.
    you beat me to that remark!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    ok am I the only person who looks in a toilet before they sit on it because of horror stories like these?
    Same here. Last thing I need is a snake or Jayla sniffing my balls.

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    A snake's mouth isn't always clean?! lol made me laugh. No doubt it would be unclean!
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    One of my ex's lived in a very rural area and during extensive renovations of the house we had to use an old outside loo. I used to stand back and lift the lid with the toe of my boot in case a fucking big rat was lurking (they used to get ginormous ones around there that seemed to get into everything). No way was I sitting down until I knew that it was safe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Same here. Last thing I need is a snake or Jayla sniffing my balls.
    They prolly both have unclean mouths
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    I lift the seat and check before moving ahead with my business, mainly because you hear stories about red back spiders lurking underneath, ready to chomp on your bottom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    They prolly both have unclean mouths
    Among other things...

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    I'm currently reading a book on Slash (Guns n Roses) and he mentions how once one of his snakes disappeared and turned up in the neighbour's toilet. He was staying in some sort of long-term let hotel.

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