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    Two young brothers caused an uproar in Anderson Friday morning when they wandered away from their home and into a neighbor’s home.
    Neighbors and public safety officers launched an intense search after John and Matthew Farrar disappeared from their home.
    The boy’s mother called to report the 2- and 3-year-olds missing at about 9:45 a.m.
    About 100 city and county emergency workers scrambled into the neighborhood to search for the boys. Little did they know that the toddlers were next door in the home of a sleeping neighbor, playing out their own version of Goldilocks gone bad.
    Angie Lovorn was sound asleep on the other side of the house after working a third shift and said she had no idea the boys were in her house.
    "I would have right away looked through my house if I’d known they were missing," Lovorn said.
    But she didn’t know. And while she slept, the toddlers ransacked her cupboards, munching on Teddy Grahams, marshmallows and chips.




    Lovorn finally awoke and saw the emergency workers outside her home at about the same time searchers spotted the boys coming out her back door.
    One of the brothers was wearing a Clemson University football helmet that belongs to Lovorn’s son.
    “They even got on the top bunk," Lovorn said. "These items -- stuffed animals -- were on the top bunk."
    From the looks of the house, the boys enjoyed their visit.
    "They played for a while, I think," Lovorn said.
    The wandering toddlers are the youngest of four brothers in their family.

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    I know it is fucked up but I couldn't help but laugh. I hope mom is cleaning up their mess. JFC, don't let them out of your sight. Those mischievous little shits.
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    If those little fuckers tried that in my house, they would have been flying out of the window.
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    I think it's funny, but I do hope she child proofs her doors so they can't get out as easily from now on.

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    That is funny as shit. Bad ass critters.
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    If they're doing this shit now just imagine what lies ahead. Doesn't somewhere here have a pic of a kid in a cabinet as their avatar? That's what I thought of...
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    Band of Bandit Brothers! They can come to my house!
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    Omg, this would be my worst nightmare. Home invasion via toddlers. Good thing I'm a light sleeper and have a dog.

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    Raiders! Pirates! It would be impossible to keep a straight face.
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    I cant help but crack up thinking of the fun you know they had. I bet they went batshine insane, just into EVERYTHING.
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    The two years old gets a pass, the three years old is a prodigy little s***

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    She needs to apologize profusely and be glad they weren't playing in the street or with a pervert. How scary

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    Thinking of all the fun they had being mischevious and getting into goodies and snacks melted my cold heart.
    Cute little terrors!
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    Funny, but also could have been a bad situation.

    I'm glad they were found safe. This is why I have an alarm and hard to reach locks for my toddler.

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    Hmmmm, typical baby monsters - I had two just like them.

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