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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    Ummm I believe you meant "Wayne's Coating."
    shit, you're right. my bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Who's wayne? ya whore and why the fuck has he left his coat in our house?
    He's Dwayne's brother. Dwayne Thetubimdwowning.
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    I think McJag need to offer up some advice to this thread. She always delivers.
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    Dear McJag,

    What basecoat should I use when supervising the workers who are remodelling the wayne's coating? I will have to do a lot of pointing.

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    She's like Dear Abbey and Etiquette Goddess rolled into one. Well need a suitable pic for her column:
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    Holy shit you guys are funny.....thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Dear McJag,

    What basecoat should I use when supervising the workers who are remodelling the wayne's coating? I will have to do a lot of pointing.

    Spanks,
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    Dear FF,

    As I recall, we have discussed this many times. Your elevator does not go to the top.

    The proper basecoat in this case would be Opi Natural Nail Base coat followed by Sparkle-icious. Sparkle-icious contains every color known to man and they all sparkle individually and separately.
    Should any of Wayne's paint fall on you it will not be noticed.

    As you know, this advice is only for real ladies who wear a size 4 ring. Should your ring size be larger, just wear gloves because no one notices yours anyway.
    I trust we will not have this discussion again.
    I also caution you must have quarts of cream on hand. Workmen need direction and they must be told to slater their elbows in cream before entering the main house.

    Note: do not attempt to give this chore to the Housekeeper. There are times one simply must Take Charge.

    OPI



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    I am terribly sorry for intruding. You won't hear from me again. I didn't realize this place was strictly celeb wannabees.....go screw your gay wad selves!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    How fat is your sister, crisco sexing fat?
    or is she hiding your stuff in her fat rolls?
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    OMG!! My damn face hurts from laughing so damn much!

    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Bring me Diva, I want someone to take all my RAGE out on for no good reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Dear FF,

    As I recall, we have discussed this many times. Your elevator does not go to the top.

    The proper basecoat in this case would be Opi Natural Nail Base coat followed by Sparkle-icious. Sparkle-icious contains every color known to man and they all sparkle individually and separately.
    Should any of Wayne's paint fall on you it will not be noticed.

    As you know, this advice is only for real ladies who wear a size 4 ring. Should your ring size be larger, just wear gloves because no one notices yours anyway.
    I trust we will not have this discussion again.
    I also caution you must have quarts of cream on hand. Workmen need direction and they must be told to slater their elbows in cream before entering the main house.

    Note: do not attempt to give this chore to the Housekeeper. There are times one simply must Take Charge.

    OPI



    so funny mcjag!

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    That was severely funny and then the sparkle-icious!!
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    I needed this today
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Wow they flamed out fast. I MAY have approved this at like 2AM last night because I thought people could have fun for a few days (I actually almost posted "Merry Christmas" as the first reply )-but now I'm not positive I approved it or if I left it for someone else to decide what to do with it, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Dear FF,

    As I recall, we have discussed this many times. Your elevator does not go to the top.

    The proper basecoat in this case would be Opi Natural Nail Base coat followed by Sparkle-icious. Sparkle-icious contains every color known to man and they all sparkle individually and separately.
    Should any of Wayne's paint fall on you it will not be noticed.

    As you know, this advice is only for real ladies who wear a size 4 ring. Should your ring size be larger, just wear gloves because no one notices yours anyway.
    I trust we will not have this discussion again.
    I also caution you must have quarts of cream on hand. Workmen need direction and they must be told to slater their elbows in cream before entering the main house.

    Note: do not attempt to give this chore to the Housekeeper. There are times one simply must Take Charge.

    OPI



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