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    We need pictures of a good nuggetising...
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    **heads over to the disturbing google images thread**
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    Head over heels...

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    Mr. Krabs???
    Nah... I'm more like Larry T. Lobster, and that's only if ya know who he is.

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    Good guess Mel
    Uhhhh... say; is this Mr Krabs a former member who was banned from this forum or sumthin'? How 'bout Hasdrubal, Bridge Dweller and Ali? Me couldn't be all those people at the same time now, could I...?

    Bad guess, Mel, so ya'd better quit the mindless and paranoid guessin', aye? Thanks.

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    You remind of Mr. Deltoid with your constant yessing.
    Heh! I bet that was yet another banned member, yes? yes? yes? yes? yeeeeeeeesss...???

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    I'm let down by the inside/out thing. I was hoping backpack nuggetising was something you do before a drag show.
    Uh-uh-uh, lurkur... me is much afraid gay people would invariably be way TOO nosey individuals to ever become good nuggetisers. One of the gay chaps to whom I tried teaching the nuggetising skills seemed not to be able to focus on the task whenever he went through the items inside the backpack he was attemting to nuggetise...

    Instead, he would just comment on the items' qualities, practicity, fashionability, style and so on. And the other gay bloke went cold feet after learning he might get occasionally beaten by either backpack owners or security pukes.

    Quote Originally Posted by MsChiff View Post
    We need pictures of a good nuggetising...
    Sorry, but a good nuggetiser carries nuthin' in them which would later compromise their own alibis if ever caught.

    Unless whut ya've real meant there was "We need pictures of a good nuggetiser..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Uncool View Post
    Uh-uh-uh, lurkur... me is much afraid gay people would invariably be way TOO nosey individuals to ever become good nuggetisers. One of the gay chaps to whom I tried teaching the nuggetising skills seemed not to be able to focus on the task whenever he went through the items inside the backpack he was attemting to nuggetise...

    Instead, he would just comment on the items' qualities, practicity, fashionability, style and so on. And the other gay bloke went cold feet after learning he might get occasionally beaten by either backpack owners or security pukes.

    Careful, you're getting dangerously close to some offensive, negative stereotypes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by t13nif View Post
    Careful, you're getting dangerously close to some offensive, negative stereotypes.
    Offensive 'n' negative did ya just say, mate? That's only if ya yerself think there's sumthin' wrong 'bout gay folks being nosey and not wanting to be beaten occasionally...

    I didn't say there was anythin' wrong 'bout it. Seems ya did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by t13nif View Post
    Careful, you're getting dangerously close to some offensive, negative stereotypes.
    After the whole overstepping earlier, you mean? Can we please hear the the ignition of the big bus

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    ^^ nah, I like him enough.

    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Uncool View Post
    Why is that so? It was my own dead granny whose body bag I attempted to nuggetise, not someone else's. Do ya even know how it's like to handle a corpse? And with regard to the quadriplegic person; why would I have to make any difference with them if nuggetising their sleeping bags is not something dangerous or mean to them? Were it dangerous for a quadriplegic person for their bags to get nuggetised, they shouldn't be in the outdoors sleeping inside a bag in the first place, don't ya think...?

    That criterion of yers would certainly make a criminal outa me if I ever nuggetised the backpack of an owner suffering from Down Sindrome, which I did... Well? The guy had the time of his life. I think ya underestimate crippled or handicapped people, Cali; they're still human beings, y'know. Ya oughtn't to be sorry for their condition or pity them. That's the only thing which is damn wrong to me.
    Erm- sorry but I still stick with my 'now that's just wrong' stance. A quadriplegic person, typically someone is paralyzed from the neck down, doesn't have use of his/her arms. Nuggetising them in a sleeping bag is just cruel man.

    And that example =/= a Downs Syndrome person.

    But at any rate- do you have any other random talents, or is nuggetising inanimate objects your main gig?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Uncool View Post
    Head over heels...



    Nah... I'm more like Larry T. Lobster, and that's only if ya know who he is.



    Uhhhh... say; is this Mr Krabs a former member who was banned from this forum or sumthin'? How 'bout Hasdrubal, Bridge Dweller and Ali? Me couldn't be all those people at the same time now, could I...?

    Bad guess, Mel, so ya'd better quit the mindless and paranoid guessin', aye? Thanks.
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    I bet he was banned for not knowing who Mr Deltoid is
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    what if that's the one thing they are telling the troof about?
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    Could very well be. It's not like there aren't any loonies in Australia, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Uncool View Post
    Hmph, I haven't got any pot you could buy from me, but I strongly recommend inhaling crushed aspirin followed by a swig of iced Coca Cola. It REAL works for me, y'know...
    OMFG! This ragazzo is so funny! Backpack nuggetising...??
    Did any newbie ever get that many replies on this forum before? Six whole pages! I wish I had so much attention as a noob.

    Way to go, Uncle Uncool!!!

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    Looks like I shouldn't have been so nice in my first post as I new it'd be a short stay. He's probably on public transport right now sniffing seats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Uncool View Post
    Great, january! I'm glad that you enjoyed it; that's the whole idea. As I said, I use to pull this joke on strangers mostly, as there is no challenge in pulling it on just friends, y'know.

    Yeh, it's quite a bastard move, I know. But it wasn't always funny, like this time I nuggetised a German tourist's backpack at the library; she turned out to be an asthmatic and I didn't notice she had the refill for her inhaler inside her nuggetised backpack...

    God, I still recall how her condition got worse when she panicked so much after realising she wouldn't be able to reach inside her backpack too easily. Thankfully, the security tore a little gap open on her backpack with a switchblade. I take the time to study my victims thoroughly during half an hour, tops, ever since this incident happened.
    Oh my God!!! I'm peeing on my thong here!!! Can this Ausie yobbo come back, please?

    Yeeeeeeeeeeessssss.........???

    Was Uncle Uncool hot? Aussie boys use to be so darn hot. What was his avatar like?

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