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    Quote Originally Posted by Lalique View Post
    Howdy Uncle Uncool! Glad you found GR! When do you get to start posting on the other areas? Look forward to hearing more from you

    In the Attention-Seeking Whores thread, for example?...
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    I like it too. Please let it not be a troll. *crosses fingers*
    Me is NOT a troll. I'm more like Voltron, Defender of the Universe...

    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I like nuggetizing men's balls. While they sleep I cut open their ball sack. I rearrange the sperm inside and then I sew them up inside out. You should see their faces when they wake up. Good times, good times, yeeessssss
    Oh, get outa here, sluce! *coughs*liar*coughs*

    Yer bs story sounds pretty much like the film "Hard Candy," featuring Ellen Page to me...

    Not only is that procedure not possible, but also there is no nuggetising in the process whutsoever. To get the ballsack nuggetised would require the bag to be sewn inside out, not the sperm...

    It's like this time I attempted to nuggetise a colostomy bag!

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    Guess Mister hails from Australia?...
    Ya've still got yer two attempts left, hun... Keep tryin'

    Quote Originally Posted by Lalique View Post
    Howdy Uncle Uncool! Glad you found GR! When do you get to start posting on the other areas? Look forward to hearing more from you
    Hey there, Lalique! Thank ye for yer welcome. I've already posted on the Laughs 'n' Oddities section under the Pole dancer doll thread. Go check it out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Uncool View Post
    and even sleeping bags with the occupants inside!
    OMG- how in the hell did you pull that one off? Were they drunk?

    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Uncool View Post
    It's like this time I attempted to nuggetise a colostomy bag!
    Oh dear lawd! Why?

    I like you Uncle Uncool. You're fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    Oh I like this one! Please can I keep it?

    Nuggetizing is my new hobby, I'm trying it on my boss as we speak. Nah, just kidding, my boss is not a backpack kinda man. Does it work on a designer leather briefcases?

    Hope to see you around Uncle Uncool!
    Yes, this one is yours.... do with it as you will!
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    You stop talking to that one! I will not have piggy and the children abandoned when you run off with the crazy!
    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Uncool View Post
    Me is NOT a troll. I'm more like Voltron, Defender of the Universe...
    oh, shall we call it DOTU???
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Uncool View Post

    Hmph... that's the same my step-father Gunther use to think from time to time 'bout me:

    "Helga, yer son is on smack or whut...??!! Get him to rehab, fraulein, ja? ja? ja? jaaaaaaa...? Sieg Heil!! Sieg Heil...!!!

    Yeah, coz natzi chants will really win you a fanbase. *note to poster - I'm not the German one*

    My vote is for PA, do you like Serial Killer websites too?
    Free Charmed.

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    I think it's leaning in the troll direction. Pity.
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    Free Charmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Yeah, coz natzi chants will really win you a fanbase. *note to poster - I'm not the German one*

    My vote is for PA, do you like Serial Killer websites too?
    Why are all the crazies from PA?
    You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Why are all the crazies from PA?
    because they cant ALL be from Ohio?
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    because they cant ALL be from Ohio?
    HEY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Why are all the crazies from PA?
    I dunno because some posters from PA seem so.... normal (until you mention the Hoff, of whom they seem to have an irrational hatred.... go figure )
    Free Charmed.

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    The yeh, ye shit is giving me a headache
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    I dunno because some posters from PA seem so.... normal (until you mention the Hoff, of whom they seem to have an irrational hatred.... go figure )
    Irrational?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cali View Post
    OMG- how in the hell did you pull that one off? Were they drunk?
    On one occasion they were drunk, yeh, but on another occasion they were just terribly exhausted from life in the outdoors. And yet, there was this time when the sleeping bag victim I chose was a quadriplegic person having some rest in the tent next to mine...

    To nuggetise a sleeping bag; once ya've rolled down the upper part of the sleeping bag below the occupant's waist line, ya pull at the slipping bag's corners located at the feet very slowly. Then ya simply turn the sleeping bag inside out and the procedure is the other way round; ya slowly pull back from the waist line up. Next, ya finally zip it close. Understood?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cali View Post
    Oh dear lawd! Why?
    Oh, I just don't know... to try new things, I guess. There was this time I attempted to nuggetise my bitter granny's corpse bag at the mortuary too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cali View Post

    I like you Uncle Uncool. You're fun!


    Aw, me likes ya as well, my mate!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    oh, shall we call it DOTU???
    Does that go for "Dead Outside The Uterus" or whut...???

    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Yeah, coz natzi chants will really win you a fanbase. *note to poster - I'm not the German one*
    Oh? I meant my step-father, Gunther, was N.a.z.i, not me... and to hell with the fanbase anyways; me neither want 'em nor need 'em.

    And so ya know, I infer my step-father is still terribly mad at me from the day I tied him to his bed, forced him watch the episode in the Simpsons where Itchy 'n' Scratchy beat the livin' crap out of Adolp, while I had "Angel Of Death" by Slayer blasting on the hi-fi. It was like that until my step-sister got back home from work to release the arschloch...


    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    My vote is for PA, do you like Serial Killer websites too?
    Uh-uh-uuuhhh... me likes no Serial Killer websites but rather to have Cereal Killer breakfasts in the mornings, such as the Kelloggs Zucaritas. Ever tasted those frosties, dee-dee? There's so much sugar on them I'm positive ya could get a day's worth energy out of just one serving!

    By the way, I used to be a moderator on several forums, such as the "Bon Scott & the sister of Fred Astaire," the "FlexNet pump hairspray," the "Lou Christie Forum" and the "Lady Die!"

    I got kicked out of every and each one of 'em, strangely...

    Quote Originally Posted by *DIVA! View Post
    The yeh, ye shit is giving me a headache
    Oh, please don't forget 'bout the "yer" as well, dear sheila... Why don't ya just go take some aspirin, my pooh-pooh hun?

    Quote Originally Posted by LaFolie View Post
    Aw my Lord...!!! Me takes the helmet off to ya, LaFolie! How on earth did ya find me? Ya're a quick sheila, ain't ya? Yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? yeeeeeeeeeeeessss...???? Well done!

    Jeeeeeez... how I miss messin' up with people's pages on bloody "Fuck-A-Log!" My account was closed after this Brazilian bloke ratted on me to the administrators 'cause he got awfully jealous that his girlfriend were constantly e-mailng me and posting on my page, y'know.

    So the chap took it out on me, and I took it out on him in return; I "rearranged" this picture of his girlfriend posing along with him, and it seems it was too much for the 'zilian monkey to bear, I guess. Two days later my account was gone. Here's the picture:





    Say, ain't it awfully funny? Check out Patrick Star's left forearm stuffed all the way up the 'zilian bloke's arse, and also how I made fun of his pathetic hairdo... Y'know his girlfriend laughed her hot arse off so much 'bout this picture that she told me her boyfriend felt offended by her and didn't speak to her for a whole week!

    Whut a sorry this 'zilian bloke was...

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