Oh I like this one! Please can I keep it?
Nuggetizing is my new hobby, I'm trying it on my boss as we speak. Nah, just kidding, my boss is not a backpack kinda man. Does it work on a designer leather briefcases?
Hope to see you around Uncle Uncool!
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
I like it too. Please let it not be a troll. *crosses fingers*
"I feel like the red carpet question 'who are you wearing?' has Texas Chainsaw undertones." -- Richard Ayoade
I like nuggetizing men's balls. While they sleep I cut open their ball sack. I rearrange the sperm inside and then I sew them up inside out. You should see their faces when they wake up. Good times, good times, yeeessssss
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Guess Mister hails from Australia?...
"Effie is all kinds of awesome." - Some internet moderator
*points & laughs at Sarzy*....*exchanges glances with.... anyone*
*changes mind & hugs Sarzy.... being secretly scared tpo!*
Exchanges glances back with Novice while laughing at Sarzy, you forgot where you were again didn't you
Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel
Wow... there're so many replies to answer! Let's see how many quotes can be posted on one single post, yes? yes? yeeeeeeeesss...???
Nah, being a rare type RH-negative blood factor carries a great responsibility to me as a donor; I assumed this responsibility almost five years ago because of an accident I witnessed on the streets, which opened my eyes with regard to the importance 'bout becoming an organ donor.
M thinks I wouldn't be able to screw the organ donation aspect for I fear karma.Hmph, tell ya whut, my dear: why don't ya make yer best guess? After you've failed yer three attempts, I'll gladly unveil it to ya, awlright?
Aw, me loves ya as well, my suga-booga! Yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? yeeeeeesss...?
Did ya say ya may like me, my honey bean...? Me likes ya right away, my chocolate thun-da!
Oh? Didn't ya say ya loved me already...???!!! Boo!!!
Not now, but I still remember this time I was 13 when I was a pirate for nearly two months; to be honest with ya, I was real close to being a pirate for life. My step-father hit me so hard on my left eye for sumthin' I did to my step-sister's Tinkerbell plushie full-size doll...
I had a black eye with retinal detachment and was close to losing vision on that eye for ever. After my eye healed completely, the eyelid on my left eye looked like Robert Mitchum's.
Howdy Uncle Uncool! Glad you found GR! When do you get to start posting on the other areas? Look forward to hearing more from you
What I really want to know is whether it makes your poop glow in the dark after eating it! ~ Kittylady
Great, january! I'm glad that you enjoyed it; that's the whole idea. As I said, I use to pull this joke on strangers mostly, as there is no challenge in pulling it on just friends, y'know.
Yeh, it's quite a bastard move, I know. But it wasn't always funny, like this time I nuggetised a German tourist's backpack at the library; she turned out to be an asthmatic and I didn't notice she had the refill for her inhaler inside her nuggetised backpack...
God, I still recall how her condition got worse when she panicked so much after realising she wouldn't be able to reach inside her backpack too easily. Thankfully, the security tore a little gap open on her backpack with a switchblade. I take the time to study my victims thoroughly during half an hour, tops, ever since this incident happened.
Awlright, thanks, january! Ya're the second person to have stated so. Why would ya say I won't be stayin' very long, sweetie pooh?
Hahahaha... yer welcome, sputnik mate! Perhaps ya may as well find out 'bout the "accessories" to nuggetising backpacks; I've taken it to the next level by adding fragile plastic bags filled up with liquids as varied and diverse as water, oil, vinegar, thinned-out red paint and piss inside the nuggetised backpacks.
Uh-uh... that's too unfair; it was on that only occasion I didn't really catch the meaning of yer momma sayin' to me in the wharf zone how much of a "ballsy" lady she was, actually referring to as being such a disreputable she-male... Now I know exactly whereyou did come from, Penny "Lame."
Incidentally, that one shouldn't count for, me thinks.
Thank ye, Cali!
Let me tell ya the video in question lacks the nuggetising process and, consequently, shouldn't be taken any seriously. Those kids merely look like amateurs to me since not only can duck tape be removed very easily, but also it gives away the fact that the backpack was tampered with from afar!
Hmph... that's the same my step-father Gunther use to think from time to time 'bout me:
"Helga, yer son is on smack or whut...??!! Get him to rehab, fraulein, ja? ja? ja? jaaaaaaa...? Sieg Heil!! Sieg Heil...!!!
The strongest beverage I've ever taken is the new Pepsi; I don't even smoke tobacco cigarettes...
Yeh, ya can, Chilly Willy! Nuggetising ain't bound to backpacks only, y'know; things I've nuggetised other than backpacks are wallets, ladies' travelling vanity cases, covers for suits, purses and even sleeping bags with the occupants inside!
I don't think designer leather briefcases could be nugetised, though.
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