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    Quote Originally Posted by L1049 View Post
    Can I buy some pot from you?
    I really don't think that this is a result of pot....

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    Uh, WHAT?

    I just read that a few times and well...that's several minutes I'll never get back.

    But hey, welcome aboard! Drink up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    I really don't think that this is a result of pot....

    I can't believe that you reread it! Pass the vodka Lynnie!

    Not fast enough.... apparently....
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    Oh I like this one! Please can I keep it?

    Nuggetizing is my new hobby, I'm trying it on my boss as we speak. Nah, just kidding, my boss is not a backpack kinda man. Does it work on a designer leather briefcases?

    Hope to see you around Uncle Uncool!
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    I like it too. Please let it not be a troll. *crosses fingers*

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    I like nuggetizing men's balls. While they sleep I cut open their ball sack. I rearrange the sperm inside and then I sew them up inside out. You should see their faces when they wake up. Good times, good times, yeeessssss
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    I like it too. Please let it not be a troll. *crosses fingers*
    Well, like Mcjag said upthread.....hope springs eternal,

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I like nuggetizing men's balls. While they sleep I cut open their ball sack. I rearrange the sperm inside and then I sew them up inside out. You should see their faces when they wake up. Good times, good times, yeeessssss
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    Guess Mister hails from Australia?...

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    *points & laughs at Sarzy*....*exchanges glances with.... anyone*


    *changes mind & hugs Sarzy.... being secretly scared tpo!*
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    Wow... there're so many replies to answer! Let's see how many quotes can be posted on one single post, yes? yes? yeeeeeeeesss...???

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    Howdy Uncle Uncool! Glad you found GR! When do you get to start posting on the other areas? Look forward to hearing more from you
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    Quote Originally Posted by january View Post
    I laughed out loud about the "nuggetising of a backpack" - do you pull this only on friends or on anyone who leaves their backpack laying around? Thats such a bastard move, especially if you pull it on strangers.
    Great, january! I'm glad that you enjoyed it; that's the whole idea. As I said, I use to pull this joke on strangers mostly, as there is no challenge in pulling it on just friends, y'know.

    Yeh, it's quite a bastard move, I know. But it wasn't always funny, like this time I nuggetised a German tourist's backpack at the library; she turned out to be an asthmatic and I didn't notice she had the refill for her inhaler inside her nuggetised backpack...

    God, I still recall how her condition got worse when she panicked so much after realising she wouldn't be able to reach inside her backpack too easily. Thankfully, the security tore a little gap open on her backpack with a switchblade. I take the time to study my victims thoroughly during half an hour, tops, ever since this incident happened.

    Quote Originally Posted by january View Post
    Doubt you'll stay very long, but welcome anyway!
    Awlright, thanks, january! Ya're the second person to have stated so. Why would ya say I won't be stayin' very long, sweetie pooh?

    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    "nuggetising of a backpack"


    i can't wait to try that on someone.
    thanks for the laugh, noob.


    Hahahaha... yer welcome, sputnik mate! Perhaps ya may as well find out 'bout the "accessories" to nuggetising backpacks; I've taken it to the next level by adding fragile plastic bags filled up with liquids as varied and diverse as water, oil, vinegar, thinned-out red paint and piss inside the nuggetised backpacks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Penny Lane View Post
    You must like ballsnarfling... yeeeesssss???
    Uh-uh... that's too unfair; it was on that only occasion I didn't really catch the meaning of yer momma sayin' to me in the wharf zone how much of a "ballsy" lady she was, actually referring to as being such a disreputable she-male... Now I know exactly whereyou did come from, Penny "Lame."

    Incidentally, that one shouldn't count for, me thinks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cali View Post
    Dude, time to up your game. These kids are using duct tape in their nuggeting:
    At any rate, welcome to GR!
    Thank ye, Cali!

    Let me tell ya the video in question lacks the nuggetising process and, consequently, shouldn't be taken any seriously. Those kids merely look like amateurs to me since not only can duck tape be removed very easily, but also it gives away the fact that the backpack was tampered with from afar!

    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    I really don't think that this is a result of pot....
    Hmph... that's the same my step-father Gunther use to think from time to time 'bout me:

    "Helga, yer son is on smack or whut...??!! Get him to rehab, fraulein, ja? ja? ja? jaaaaaaa...? Sieg Heil!! Sieg Heil...!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    Oh I like this one! Please can I keep it?

    Nuggetizing is my new hobby, I'm trying it on my boss as we speak. Nah, just kidding, my boss is not a backpack kinda man. Does it work on a designer leather briefcases?

    Hope to see you around Uncle Uncool!
    Yeh, ya can, Chilly Willy! Nuggetising ain't bound to backpacks only, y'know; things I've nuggetised other than backpacks are wallets, ladies' travelling vanity cases, covers for suits, purses and even sleeping bags with the occupants inside!

    I don't think designer leather briefcases could be nugetised, though.

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