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    Quote Originally Posted by Soth View Post
    I want

    the Flourish anxeiety, to love

    openly

    Forgive the peons, the

    poor wanting,

    Firing within an anialistic ineptitude

    the fire

    we feel as a person


    Woo ho about to hit the grand...yaya
    Look at the INJUSTICE in this world

    I manufacture and carved an art

    just for the sake of beauty,

    with freedom of the tonque

    yet these scoundrels, thieves, mobs, and NUTS

    pulled out my chocolate sweet God:

    BBC NEWS | Americas | Chocolate Jesus exhibit cancelled

    I will now give these 200 lbs. to the poorest of the poor,

    for it is good for their heart

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    after Moses' burnish bush hid God's mighty face

    after the angel of death's wrath torn the twin LOGOS by fire

    now, Hollywood is in peril
    for they ridiculed these 3 cute little ones

    Fire sends smoke billowing over Hollywood sign | U.S. | Reuters


    April 1 looms, but hoax expert says times are hard - Yahoo! News
    tomorrow is FOOL's day,
    let ALex's Museum of Hoaxes be opened for free
    to the poorest of the poor
    to the addicts of the flesh

    rap and dance

    Reuters QuickCut: Big up MC Rove | Video | Reuters.com

    I will bilocate my angels to this TOWER OF BABEL

    there to jump and do a HARA KIRI

    as martyrs of GOSSIPS by all these long tonque UNCUTS without any Daddy in the sky

    Thousands throng Tokyo's new skyscraper - Yahoo! News

    AFP Photo: People stroll about a Japanese garden at the foot .......

    For whom the bell tolls

    they toll for thee!

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    My horoscope said it would be sunny with intermittent showers....

    My bad.....

    Stay away from matches dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soth View Post
    I want

    the Flourish anxeiety, to love

    openly

    Forgive the peons, the

    poor wanting,

    Firing within an anialistic ineptitude

    the fire

    we feel as a person


    Woo ho about to hit the grand...yaya
    Quote Originally Posted by Soth View Post
    My horoscope said it would be sunny with intermittent showers....

    My bad.....

    Stay away from matches dude
    9/11 came to pass

    without a match

    no horoscope

    without a feng shui

    only mystic dwarves' hat
    with ruby slippers
    and healing OIL
    was used
    plus these LIGHTS

    in a sunny day
    even the pentagon crushed
    The taxi that drove itself

    How was this taxi driving without a driver and how did a policeman stop it?


    Cabbie says he was stiffed on $8,200 - Yahoo! News

    alright it is already 11 pm saturday

    i will have to go to this concert

    Japanese set record for longest concert - Yahoo! News



    yeah i want to eat these


    and am counting down 10 for lift off tomorrow

    i will count the fools

    Ten of the best April Fool's Day hoaxes: US museum - Yahoo! News

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    Sir I will ask but once...

    ASIO is listening........

    dude what the fuck are you talking about.?....That is nasty material you are going with. and sorry mate. I dont come here for political schizophrenic rhetoric.

    Mods....Getting a bit concerned now.

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    concerned about Fool's day?

    have you ever visited Alex Museum of Hoaxes

    here in the Philippines

    i had seen the wax statues and ripleys

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    seriously

    atheists call believers

    IDIOTS

    4bitterguys.com - View topic - God exists

    but I called them FOOLS under psalm 14:1

    the FOOL said, there is no God in his heart

    So I concluded that

    since per stats

    the world is populated with 90% believers who are IDIOTS

    so only 10% are poplulated by FOOLS

    I am more concerned of this weird and odd world

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    I have never underestimated the fortitude or stupidity of fools ..there girth or stature, and yet the young or lerned vercisitude remains a mystery to the saints, why pervoke a mythos?

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    Ok, so I'm a little confused as to why The Office has had so many reruns this season. It seems like there hasn't been a new episode in forEVER. Last I remember, Roy was threatening to commit harm to Jim (who just completely turns me ON btw) after he showed his ass & broke things in the bar, but that was followed by weeks of reruns. Last Thursday, there were 2 hours of reruns for pete's sake, at least one from the first season. Has somebody had the measles or something?
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    Happy are the FOOLS today

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    http://60minutes.yahoo.com/segment/44/brain_man

    Wednesday, February 28, 2007

    Brain Man




    Meet Daniel Tammet, a 27 year-old math and memory wizard. He can do things with numbers that will truly amaze you. He is a savant. . . with a difference. Unlike most savants, he shows no obvious mental disability, and most importantly, he can describe his own thought process. Join correspondent Morley Safer as he explores the extraordinary life and mind of Daniel Tammet.

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    But this fool is not an IDIOT:

    The Most Beautiful Woman

    http://60minutes.yahoo.com/segment/35/aishwarya_rai




    Aishwarya Rai has been called 'The Most Beautiful Woman in the World' and this Bollywood superstar is increasingly gaining fame in the West. She's made headlines across the globe with the announcement of her upcoming marriage to Abhishek Bachchan. That combined with a taboo shattering on-screen kiss has everybody talking about Aishwarya Rai. Just how popular is she? There are over 17,000 websites devoted to her.

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    fOOLS AND IDIOTs really descended from monkeys

    http://underground.yahoo.com/feature/7/aq:fandom/jc:id-13/pm:id-11/rp:id-17/ss:id-12/sb:id-16/vi:id-15/pl:23788/

    Pink Monkeys Create Parallel Magic Kingdom


    Something like twelve gazillion souls travel to Anaheim, Calif., every year to enter a world of wonder and walk among people clad in furry costumes and pirate regalia. That I was doing the same would have been unremarkable—had I been at Disneyland. But I wasn't. I was in a parallel magic kingdom created by pink monkeys.

    The attractions of this parallel kingdom—which had suddenly appeared in the shadow of Disneyland—were decidedly DIY in comparison. Here were homemade fabric stargates and plywood lunar modules, meeting room screenings of Dr. Who and panels entitled Paranormal Romances and I Was Promised Flying Cars!
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    conqueror paper and canon may be things of the past due to this --

    Pungent pulp: Panda poop perfect for paper

    http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/03/26/panda.poop.ap/index.html

    BEIJING, China (AP) -- There's a new Chinese saying: When life hands you panda poop, make paper.



    Researchers at a giant panda reserve in southern China are looking for paper mills to process their surplus of fiber-rich panda excrement into high quality paper.

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    but gossipers must learn the art of fooling around


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/6505837.stm


    The art of fooling around

    One in five people are estimated to fall for April Fool's jokes



    By Denise Winterman
    BBC News Magazine


    It's 50 years since Panorama pulled off the most celebrated April Fool's spoof and duped Britain - and beyond - about spaghetti crops in Switzerland. So what makes a great April Fool's joke?
    Panorama's now infamous spaghetti-tree spoof is considered a broadcasting milestone as it is believed to be the first time television was used to stage an April Fool's hoax.

    Made on a budget of just 100, it told the tale of spaghetti harvesting in Switzerland and described how the seemingly bumper crop was at risk of late frosts, creating a disastrous situation for growers all over Europe.


    For years and years afterwards I believed that spaghetti grew on trees


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    Only fools can make pyrammids but God does make a tree

    Mystery of Great Pyramid 'solved'






    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6514155.stm?ls

    Internal ramps were used to push the stones into place, Houdin says
    A French architect claims to have solved the mystery of how Egypt's Great Pyramid was built.
    Jean-Pierre Houdin said the 4,500-year-old pyramid, just outside Cairo, was built using an inner ramp to lift the massive stones into place.

    Other theories contend that the three million stones - each 2.5 tons - were pushed into place using external ramps.
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    tti spoof
    The spoof documentary showed people in the Swiss Alps plucking strands of spaghetti from trees and laying it in the sun to dry. That it fooled so many was in part down to the fact that pasta, at the time, was deeply exotic in a nation reared on meat and two veg. Then there was the commentary provided in serious, hushed tones by that giant of broadcasting, Richard Dimbleby.

    The hoax repeatedly tops lists of April Fool's gags, which typically include the one about moving Stonehenge to the base of Mount Fuji in Japan, plans to make the whole M25 run clockwise and anti-clockwise on alternate days, the internet being shut down for cleaning for 24 hours, whistling carrots, left-handed hamburgers and Big Ben going digital.

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    Well Im happy....hang on..........oh shit..Im a panda

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    NEWSWEEK Poll: 90% Believe in God - Newsweek Beliefs - MSNBC.com

    God’s Numbers

    91% are fools
    and 9% are idiots.

    Where do we belong?

    but since

    The Earth is not only for humans and animals

    The Earth is not only for humans and animals - Counterparts Message Board




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    This is just getting silly now.....

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    I think I need a hit of acid to understand this thread.

    *scratches head*

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    BIB.....if only it was that easy, we cant share our diminished issues with you.....sorry dude


    BTW My brain hurts too

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    Quote Originally Posted by judgefloro View Post
    i appeal for your kindness
    with mercy and compassion

    open your heart lest you be damned in hell fire
    you are so cruel

    with one word you denied me
    even peter denied jesus 3 times

    oh my god
    Bwahahaahahahaa!!! Who the hell IS this freak????!!! Me loves it!!!

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    my heart is broken


    it will not go on
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