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    But then they become entranced with the bus, and cannot look away, even as it smacks into them and grinds them into the pavement...
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    I just tried to decipher the Judge's musings. Not a good idea at 6:00 in the morning. I feel like I've been tripping on acid, and that's one drug I never even tried. So Mooms, you say the Judge may yet return to entertain us with his deep thoughts? After his mysterious journey on the bus, that is.

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    Judgie why hath thou forsaken us.......we wait anxiously for your 2 legged horsies and devil horns......Uncut.....of course....that would be insane........oh dear......

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    We're avidly awaiting more wit and wisdom from you.

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    The world was young, the mountains green,
    No stain yet on the Moon was seen,
    No words were laid on stream or stone
    When Durin woke and walked alone.
    He named the nameless hills and dells;
    He drank from yet untasted wells;
    He stooped and looked in Mirrormere,
    And saw a crown of stars appear,
    As gems upon a silver thread,
    Above the shadow of his head.

    The world was fair, the mountains tall,
    In Elder Days before the fall
    Of mighty kings in Nargothrond
    And Gondolin, who now beyond
    The Western Seas have passed away:
    The world was fair in Durin's Day.

    A king he was on carven throne
    In many-pillared halls of stone
    With golden roof and silver floor,
    And runes of power upon the door.
    The light of sun and star and moon
    In shining lamps of crystal hewn
    Undimmed by cloud or shade of night

    There shone for ever fair and bright.
    There hammer on the anvil smote,
    There chisel clove, and graver wrote;
    There forged was blade, and bound was hilt;
    The delver mined, the mason built.
    There beryl, pearl, and opal pale,
    And metal wrought like fishes' mail,
    Buckler and corslet, axe and sword,
    And shining spears were laid in hoard.
    Unwearied then were Durin's folk;
    Beneath the mountains music woke:
    The harpers harped, the minstrels sang,
    And at the gates the trumpets rang.

    The world is grey, the mountains old,
    The forge's fire is ashen-cold;
    No harp is wrung, no hammer falls;
    The darkness dwells in Durin's halls;

    The shadow lies upon his tomb
    In Moria, in Khazad-dum.
    But still the sunken stars appear
    In dark and windless Mirrormere;
    There lies his crown in water deep,
    Till Durin wakes again from sleep.


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    Are you in a poetic mood, Lobelia? Here are some of my poetic contributions. Hope they meet with the Judge's approval. I am eagerly awaiting his return.

    I think I shall never see
    Something as lovely as a tree.

    Smile though your heart is breaking
    And everyone will know you're faking.

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    There was an old man from Nantukket......nah

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    wow even Aussies know about the nantucket poem.

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    ediebrooks

    those verses are deeply moving

    they move in the deep

    it is dark in the deep

    deeply dark

    darkening deep

    deepity darkity doo
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    The idiots from hell
    Wish us well

    And I whistle while I work
    Tweety deety deet tweet

    High as a kite
    I thought I might
    Stop to check you out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ediebrooks View Post
    High as a kite
    I thought I might
    Stop to check you out.
    I can't believe that got used in a commercial. It pissed me off almost as much as the Clash being used to sell cold medicine.

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    I heard the Beatles "Because" on a commercial the other day. It was surreal.

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    I'm still pissed that "Lust for Life" is used by a damn cruise line!!! Erm, what about the "liquor and drugs" part, eh, guys? What're you trying to say?

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    That's how people become intoxicated and fall overboard. Cruises need liquor and drugs!

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    But... but... they have KIDS in the commercial too! Are you saying that they're suggesting KIDS get all lit up, too, with mummy and daddy?? Oh, the horror! The HORROR!! *swoons*

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